Bad pick up lines

 

You are so beautiful that you radiate when you enter a room, but please do not brush your teeth so often because they are like headlights from the car.

 

How in a human body can so many kgs of pure and divine beauty be?

 

Hi! I am a lion and I would like to know if you can be my lioness and lead the jungle together.

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