Clean jokes


How is Christmas like your job? Do all the work and the fat guy in the suit receive all the credit.


Short clean jokes easy to tell

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty fall in love?

A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.


My friend told me he has the body of a Greek god.


Q: Why could he quit his job?

A: Because it appeared with soda.



Q: How do you name a karate pig?

A: A touch of pork.


Q: Can February march?

A: No, but April can.


A man hit his head with a can of Coca, but it was fine because it was a refreshing drink.



Don’t break anyone’s heart; they have only 1. Break their bones; at 206.


Q: What do computers eat for a snack?

A: Microchips!


Clean jokes for adults

Q: How do you dance a tissue?

A: Put a little in it.


Have you heard about the guy whose left side was cut off? He is fine.


– What is red with green and moves 50 miles per hour?

– A frog in a mixer.

Famous movie names:

– The wicked wick in the window

– Fire under water

– Fire under water

– The fish drowned


Saint Peter to God:

– Lord, some atheists have come to you to ask for your help.

– Tell them it doesn’t exist