Dirty jokes

A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper!


Dirty joke to say at a party

Why the wine is so cheap here?


Best dirty jokes

Two friends are talking.

– Tell me what it’s like to be married.

– Terrible! I am not allowed to drink anything, I am not allowed to be late and I am not allowed to turn my head on the street after anything.

– I think you regret that you chose to marry.

– I would, but that’s not what I’m allowed to do.


How does a man look to you as he makes plans for the future?

He comes home with two cans of beer instead of one.


An exasperated man and the village of bachelor life, asks the help of friends on this issue. One day a friend advises him:

– You are behind me with bad technology. With internet access, you can easily find your wife if you place an ad on the right sites.

The man, with one last hope, follows the advice he received from his friend and posts an ad on a dating site with the following message: “30 year old man, who does not want to be a bachelor, very patient and loving. I’m looking for a wife! ”

The next day, he noticed that he received hundreds of responses to the announcement:

“Please be nice, take mine!”


Jokes dirty

How to misogynise the verb “to brake”

I’m French

You’re French

He brakes

She … comes and hits us.


Why are you so dirty?

Because I want to make a joke with you

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