Dogs puns

  1. “I woof you.” Expressions of love are always purriceless.

 

  1. I’m going to make you an off-fur you can’t re-fur-se.” It’s impawsible to say no to cute pets.

 

  1. “Cat-astrope!” The purrfect way to describe that moment when you discover your kitty has “re-fluffed” the pile of laundry you just neatly folded.

 

  1. “I’m having a ruff day.” Don’t “terrier self up” about it. There’s sure to be a pawsitive outcome!

 

  1. “Procatstination.” When your kitty lies on your laptop, she’s just trying to turn you into a purrcrastinator.

 

  1. “You have cat to be kitten me right meow.” You went to the store and fur-got to purrchase a new toy?

 

  1. “Whatevfur.” Watch that cattitude!

 

  1. “Is your pup your doggleganger?” The anomaly of dog and owner look-alikes certainly gives paws for thought.

 

  1. “I could have been a cat-tender! I could have been somepawdy!” Some cats have a flair fur the drameowtic.

 

  1. “That dog sweater is a fashion furpaw.” Even pets have fashion sense. (Hopefully the puparazzi wasn’t watching.)

 

  1. “Raise the ruff — this purrty is off the leash!” Pets know how to have a punrestrainedly good time.

 

  1. “Incatceivable!” Some things are purrplexing to even the smartest of cats.

 

  1. “Pardon the interrufftion.” Your pup might have something important to say — even when he seems barking mad.

 

  1. “Everything but the kitten sink!” We couldn’t pawsibly fit anymeowr puns on this list.