Funny quotes

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need to.

If you think no one cares if you live, try losing a few payments.

 

“When you don’t do anything it’s very hard because you never know when you’re done.”

 

When I wrote in the CV that I am results oriented, I wanted to say that I always bet.

 

Funny quotes for kids

 

“Why is Christmas like a day at work?

Because all the work and the fat guy in the costume gets all the praise ”

 

Funny motivational quotes

Work without talent is a shame, and talent without work is a tragedy.

Motivational life quote: Make your life the best version of you

 

 

 

In this big world there are fewer people and more nonsense.

 

“Never laugh at someone else’s stupidity because it’s your chance.” – Winston Churchill

Nobody in this world is smart enough to be able to convince a fool that he’s stupid. – La Fontaine.

 

The smaller the mind, the greater the swelling of people.

 

A fool always finds another who is dumb than he who listens to him. – Mihail Sadoveanu

 

 

We, women, need beauty to love our men and foolishness to love them. – Coco Chanel

 

 

Never in your life never argue with stupid people because they will pull you down to their level and then they will beat you with experience. – Mark Twain

 

Without discipline, no matter how good you are, you are nothing. – Mike Tyson

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