-

Ginger jokes

 

How did they know it’s not ginger?

 

 

What’s the difference between gingers and roadkill?

 

There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.

 

Q.How do you get redhead’s mood to change quikly?

Wait 10 seconds.

 

What do redheads make for dinner?

Reservations.

 

Why do guys date blondes?

All the redheads are taken.

 

How do you call a ginger in a blonde room?

The invisible woman

 

A blonde with long legs enters the bus and steps on a dwarf over her ears:

– Hey, redhead, be more careful.

– I’m blonde, not redhead.

– I see better from below!

 

Myth: Gingers have no soul. They have the heart of ice

Fact: Ginger gets one freckle for every soul they stole.

 

If you are in a relationship with a ginger, you will not be able to separate from her but she will separate from you.

 

Today I was walking through the mall and from a distance I heard a man crying. I go to see what happens and how he cries, and at that moment I see a ginger girl next to him. Then I understood why she was crying!

 

 

Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A: Have a baby with red hair.

 

A ginger, brunette, and a blond are stranded on an island when they find a lamp

The Genie appears and offers to grant them each 1 wish.

The ginger wishes for a fully manned cruise ship to appear and sail herself off the island.

The brunette wishes for a private jet pilot to appear and flys herself off the island.

And the blond feeling somewhat lonely says “You know I wish my friends were all back here, I miss them”.

1 1

Pages: | ← Previous | 1 | 2 |3 |