Happy birthday jokes

– A Rolls Royce

 

14. Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda!

Wanda who?

Wanda wish you a happy birthday!

 

15. – What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

– Angel food cake!

 

– Hey Baby! Do you know what day it is today? A woman asked about her husband.

– How can I not know? He asks very angry. How do you think I could forget such an important day for you?

He gets up from the table, kisses her, then goes to work.

 

The best “birthday” jokes!

The day when you turn the years has always been a good opportunity for your friends to offer you, besides the traditional gifts, and some special benches, those birthday jokes that bring good mood. We have some suggestions for birthday jokes that you can use on their anniversary.

 

The ball goes on the street, carrying a flame thrower after him.
-What are you doing Bula? Where are you going with that?
-The home. It’s my mother-in-law’s day, my wife made her cake, but we need a flame thrower to light all those candles!

 

Q: How do you realize you have started to grow old?
A: You better realize exactly the day you calculate and notice that the candles on the cake cost more than the cake.

 

-My love, I love you so much that I decided to give you one diamond at each anniversary. What day were you born?
-My told me it was on a Tuesday!

 

-Ions, how do you celebrate your birthday?
-Oooo, very nice, every year, on my birthday, we go together to the zoo and throw stones in the stairs there.

 

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