Happy birthday jokes

A much better joke would be to enter the person who reaches a certain age at midnight either masked in thieves or with whips, trumpets, vuvus and other objects that make a lot of noise.


It will definitely be an interesting memory!


  1. Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.


2. From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.


3. Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.”

Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.


4. You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.


5. Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow!


6. Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo


7. Happy birthday! Now give me the gift!


8. I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.


9. -Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
– In a cat-alogue!

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10. Does a green candle burn longer than a yellow one?

– No, they both burn shorter!


11. – What birthday cake is as hard as a rock?

– A marble cake!


Funny Happy Birthday Jokes

12. – Why didn’t the caveman send birthday cards?

– The stamps kept falling off his rocks!


13. – What present do you want for your birthday?

– A Rolls Royce


14. Knock-knock!

Who’s there?


Wanda who?

Wanda wish you a happy birthday!


15. – What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

– Angel food cake!

funny happy birthday jokes


– Hey Baby! Do you know what day it is today? A woman asked about her husband.

– How can I not know? He asks very angry. How do you think I could forget such an important day for you?

He gets up from the table, kisses her, then goes to work.


Best happy birthday jokes

The day when you turn the years has always been a good opportunity for your friends to offer you, besides the traditional gifts, and some special benches, those birthday jokes that bring good mood. We have some suggestions for birthday jokes that you can use on their anniversary.


The ball goes on the street, carrying a flame thrower after him.
-What are you doing Bula? Where are you going with that?
-The home. It’s my mother-in-law’s day, my wife made her cake, but we need a flame thrower to light all those candles!


Use this knock knock jokes on a birthday party


Q: How do you realize you have started to grow old?
A: You better realize exactly the day you calculate and notice that the candles on the cake cost more than the cake.


-My love, I love you so much that I decided to give you one diamond at each anniversary. What day were you born?
-My told me it was on a Tuesday!


-Ions, how do you celebrate your birthday?
-Oooo, very nice, every year, on my birthday, we go together to the zoo and throw stones in the stairs there.


At a job interview a blonde completes and at the date of birth passes: August 15. The Human Resources specialist observes the details and asks:
– I see that you passed on the date of birth on August 15th. But in what year?
– Every year, normal!


Two spouses are in the living room watching the favorite TV show. At one point, the wife shivers and says:
– Alas, I forgot. Tomorrow is my mother’s day, what about buying them?
– Nothing!
– Come on, baby, don’t be so bad, it’s you!
– I’m not bad at all, but last year I bought him a place of old and he hasn’t used it until now!


The best birthday jokes!

At 10 o’clock in the morning someone called to the door, and when the woman opened she saw a courier delivering a box full of red roses. At 12 o’clock you receive a box of candy and a teddy bear, and after the meal you receive a dress from a designer.


Seeing all these gifts, the woman was just waiting for her husband to return home.

When he arrived, he told her:

– Thank you baby! You sent me flowers first, then chocolate and teddy bear and let’s not forget about the dress, she said excitedly. I have never spent in such a beautiful environment day!


Corny happy birthday jokes

Anniversaries are a perfect opportunity to make jokes for friends. If on this page you will find jokes on the occasion of birthdays, I will offer some joke ideas to make to your friends.

One of the best jokes that does not provoke annoyances is to replace the classic candles with some that do not go out. This way, whenever you blow them, they will light up.

A more destructive joke would be that when he or she blows the cake you throw the cake in front of him. If he has a sense of humor, he will appreciate you, but if he has no sense of humor and you decide to do so, be prepared to run away because he will certainly not enjoy it.

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