At a job interview a blonde completes and at the date of birth passes: August 15. The Human Resources specialist observes the details and asks:
– I see that you passed on the date of birth on August 15th. But in what year?
– Every year, normal!
Two spouses are in the living room watching the favorite TV show. At one point, the wife shivers and says:
– Alas, I forgot. Tomorrow is my mother’s day, what about buying them?
– Come on, baby, don’t be so bad, it’s you!
– I’m not bad at all, but last year I bought him a place of old and he hasn’t used it until now!
Best happy birtday jokes
At 10 o’clock in the morning someone called to the door, and when the woman opened she saw a courier delivering a box full of red roses. At 12 o’clock you receive a box of candy and a teddy bear, and after the meal you receive a dress from a designer.
Seeing all these gifts, the woman was just waiting for her husband to return home.
When he arrived, he told her:
– Thank you baby! You sent me flowers first, then chocolate and teddy bear and let’s not forget about the dress, she said excitedly. I have never spent in such a beautiful environment day!
Corny happy birthday jokes
Anniversaries are a perfect opportunity to make jokes for friends. If on this page you will find jokes on the occasion of birthdays, I will offer some joke ideas to make to your friends.
One of the best jokes that does not provoke annoyances is to replace the classic candles with some that do not go out. This way, whenever you blow them, they will light up.
A more destructive joke would be that when he or she blows the cake you throw the cake in front of him. If he has a sense of humor, he will appreciate you, but if he has no sense of humor and you decide to do so, be prepared to run away because he will certainly not enjoy it.