Knock Knock jokes

Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

 

16 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah is my name…

 

Funny Knock Knock jokes

17 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

 

18 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

19 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Wooo, I come to scare you

 

20 Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!

21 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

22 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

23 Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

24 Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!

25 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

26 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!

27 Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!

28 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke from the Star Wars

 

Kids Knock Knock jokes

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