Math chemestry pick up lines

  1. Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?


  1. You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.


  1. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.


  1. Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?


  1. Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.


  1. Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!


  1. Do you want to extract some protein from my column?


  1. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.


  1. Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.


  1. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?


  1. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?


  1. We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.


  1. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!


  1. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.Y


  1. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract