Mexican puns

Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite bookstore?

A: Borders


Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

A: Cross Country


Q: Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?

A: Because it says no tres passing.


Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

A: Cuatro cinco


Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?

A: So they’ll have something to unwrap.


Q: How do you keep a Mexican from stealing?

A: Put everything on the top shelf.


Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

A: Juan on Juan


Why don’t Mexicans like cold weather?

Because they are afraid of ICE.


How do you say „tall Mexicans” in Spanish?



Whats the difference between a Mexican and a deadbeat?

About three Coronas.


What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?

Oil of Ol’e


What do you call Mexican foot that slowly moves?



How do you teach a Mexican to swim?

Put a fence in front of the pool.


Name the only Amecican holiday a Mexican won’t celebrate?

Labor day!


Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like?

They both run jump shoot and steal.


What does a depressed Mexican say?

I don’t wanna taco bout it.