Mexican puns

What is spicy pepper in the world? Mexican pepper

How do you tell to a mexican that he drink to much tequila today? Go to sleep…

Whe Mexicans are so dangerous?

Because they fight from childhood with strong peppers.

Can you speak a mexican?

Yes if you know spanish.

How will reach a mexican at a pun? Hmmm…

What is the favorite gift that a mexican want?

A pun with a Pinata


What are the favorite game puns of a Mexican?

Balero, La Prinola, El Patio de Mi Casa and the Hat Dance


Why Mexican have big hats?

Because they have big heads!


Can you send us more puns? Give us a sign.


Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite bookstore?

A: Borders


Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

A: Cross Country


Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

A: Cuatro cinco


Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?

A: So they’ll have something to unwrap.


Q: How do you keep a Mexican from stealing something?

A: Put everything on the top shelf.


Why don’t Mexicans like cold weather?

Because they are afraid of ICE.




How do you say „tall Mexicans” in Spanish?



Whats the difference between a Mexican and a deadbeat?

About three Coronas.


What do you call Mexican foot that slowly moves?



How do you teach a Mexican to swim?

Put a fence in front of the pool.


Name the only Amecican holiday a Mexican won’t celebrate?

Labor day!


Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like?

They both run jump shoot and steal.


What does a depressed Mexican say?

I don’t wanna taco bout it.

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