Mexican puns

What is spicy pepper in the world? Mexican pepper

How do you tell to a mexican that he drink to much tequila today? Go to sleep…

 

Whe Mexicans are so dangerous?

Because they fight from childhood with strong peppers.

 

Can you speak a mexican?

Yes if you know spanish.

How will reach a mexican at a pun? Hmmm…

What is the favorite gift that a mexican want?

A pun with a Pinata

How do you say on a little mexican dog?

Chiuaua!

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A mexican tell a pun to his friend?

Amigo, do you want to drink some tequila with me?

Yes amigo, let’s go in the desert to pick some agave.

Good, let’s split even the work.

You make the tequila and I drink it.

 

A boy enter into a bar and tell mexican puns, when a few white people show their guns and the boy stop telling puns about mexicans.

 

What are the favorite game puns of a Mexican?

Balero, La Prinola, El Patio de Mi Casa and the Hat Dance

 

Why Mexican have big hats?

Because they have big heads!

 

Funny mexican puns

Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite bookstore?

A: Borders

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Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

A: Cross Country

 

Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

A: Cuatro cinco

 

Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?

A: So they’ll have something to unwrap.

 

Q: How do you keep a Mexican from stealing something?

A: Put everything on the top shelf.

 

Why don’t Mexicans like cold weather?

Because they are afraid of ICE.

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How a mexican orer a beer in a restaurant?

Bring me a beer with tequila flavour

 

How do you say „tall Mexicans” in Spanish?

Churros

 

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a deadbeat?

About three Coronas.

 

Do you love mexican foods? Eat your self with this chinese jokes first.

What do you call Mexican foot that slowly moves?

Inch-iladas

 

Mexicans are the best at puns. Why? Because they don’t joke with you.

 

Mexican name puns to say to your friends

Pablo, Rico and Toti are the most popular name

 

A new collection of mexican jokes

 

How do you teach a Mexican to swim?

Put a fence in front of the pool.

 

Name the only Amecican holiday a Mexican won’t celebrate?

Labor day!

 

Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like?

They both run jump shoot and steal.

 

What does a depressed Mexican say?

I don’t wanna taco bout it.

 

Can you send us more mexican puns? Give us a sign.