Mexican puns

Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite bookstore?

A: Borders

 

Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

A: Cross Country

 

Q: Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?

A: Because it says no tres passing.

 

Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

A: Cuatro cinco

 

Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?

A: So they’ll have something to unwrap.

 

Q: How do you keep a Mexican from stealing?

A: Put everything on the top shelf.

 

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

A: Juan on Juan

 

Why don’t Mexicans like cold weather?

Because they are afraid of ICE.

 

How do you say „tall Mexicans” in Spanish?

Churros

 

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a deadbeat?

About three Coronas.

 

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?

Oil of Ol’e

 

What do you call Mexican foot that slowly moves?

Inch-iladas

 

How do you teach a Mexican to swim?

Put a fence in front of the pool.

 

Name the only Amecican holiday a Mexican won’t celebrate?

Labor day!

 

Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like?

They both run jump shoot and steal.

 

What does a depressed Mexican say?

I don’t wanna taco bout it.