Because they fight from childhood with strong peppers.
Yes, if you know Spanish.
How will you reach a Mexican at a pun? Hmmm…
What is the favorite gift that a Mexican wants?
A pun with a Pinata
How do you say on a little Mexican dog?
Amigo, do you want to drink some tequila with me?
Yes, amigo, let’s go in the desert to pick some agave.
Good, let’s split even the work.
You make the tequila, and I drink it.
Balero, La Prinola, El Patio de Mi Casa and the Hat Dance
Because they have big heads!
Funny mexican puns
A: Cross Country
A: Cuatro Cinco
A: So they’ll have something to unwrap.
A: Put everything on the top shelf.
Because they are afraid of ICE.
Bring me a beer with tequila flavor
About three Coronas.
What do you call Mexican foot that slowly moves?
Pablo, Rico, and Toti are the most popular name.
A new collection of mexican puns
Put a fence in front of the pool.
They both run jump shoot and steal.
I don’t wanna taco bout it.
Can you send us more Mexican puns? Give us a sign.
Mexicans Puns, with hot pepper flavor
– Because last time they played, no one looked for them.
– What question do you have? Mexican, normal.
– Because when they were little, their parents told them: “when you grow up, you have to get a good job.”
– They are too short of reaching the pedals in any other type of car.
– You don’t even have to include that in Mexican puns. All that is known is that all Mexicans who know how to run or jump are already in America.
-Do you know that Mexican has the longest?
-Yes, but do you know that the Hungarians have the thickest?
Hearing all this, Bula decides to attack.
-Ladies, let me recommend: Istvan Gonzales at your disposal.
Yesterday in Toledo, during a bullfight, a drunk Mexican tourist fell in the arena, and the bullfighter was forced to fight two oxen simultaneously.
– Who’s there?
– Juan Carlos Emanuel Fernando Jose Paco Miguel Gustavo Maria da Silva.
– Okay, come in, but one at a time.
Americans: Yeah, are you crazy? Do you know how many millions of dollars I spent on genetic modification programs to get this dog?
To which Mexican: Do you know how difficult it is to find doctors who are willing to perform cosmetic surgery on crocodiles?!
– Because you have been on the island for so long, I fulfill two wishes of a person, even if I normally fulfill only three wishes at once, the fish tells them.
American: I want a million dollars, and you take me to New York!
Russian: I want a million rubles and go to Moscow!
Mexican: I want a sea of tequila and my two friends back on the island!