Mexican puns

What is spicy pepper in the world? Mexican pepper

How do you tell to a mexican that he drink to much tequila today? Go to sleep…

Whe Mexicans are so dangerous?

Because they fight from childhood with strong peppers.

Can you speak a mexican?

Yes if you know spanish.

How will reach a mexican at a pun? Hmmm…

What is the favorite gift that a mexican want?

A pun with a Pinata

 

What are the favorite game puns of a Mexican?

Balero, La Prinola, El Patio de Mi Casa and the Hat Dance

 

Why Mexican have big hats?

Because they have big heads!

 

Can you send us more puns? Give us a sign.

 

Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite bookstore?

A: Borders

 

Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

A: Cross Country

 

Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

A: Cuatro cinco

 

Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?

A: So they’ll have something to unwrap.

 

Q: How do you keep a Mexican from stealing something?

A: Put everything on the top shelf.

 

Why don’t Mexicans like cold weather?

Because they are afraid of ICE.

 

 

 

How do you say „tall Mexicans” in Spanish?

Churros

 

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a deadbeat?

About three Coronas.

 

What do you call Mexican foot that slowly moves?

Inch-iladas

 

How do you teach a Mexican to swim?

Put a fence in front of the pool.

 

Name the only Amecican holiday a Mexican won’t celebrate?

Labor day!

 

Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like?

They both run jump shoot and steal.

 

What does a depressed Mexican say?

I don’t wanna taco bout it.

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