What is spicy pepper in the world? Mexican pepper
How do you tell to a mexican that he drink to much tequila today? Go to sleep…
Whe Mexicans are so dangerous?
Because they fight from childhood with strong peppers.
Can you speak a mexican?
Yes if you know spanish.
How will reach a mexican at a pun? Hmmm…
What is the favorite gift that a mexican want?
A pun with a Pinata
What are the favorite game puns of a Mexican?
Balero, La Prinola, El Patio de Mi Casa and the Hat Dance
Why Mexican have big hats?
Because they have big heads!
Can you send us more puns? Give us a sign.
Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite bookstore?
Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
A: Cross Country
Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
A: Cuatro cinco
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they’ll have something to unwrap.
Q: How do you keep a Mexican from stealing something?
A: Put everything on the top shelf.
Why don’t Mexicans like cold weather?
Because they are afraid of ICE.
How do you say „tall Mexicans” in Spanish?
Whats the difference between a Mexican and a deadbeat?
About three Coronas.
What do you call Mexican foot that slowly moves?
How do you teach a Mexican to swim?
Put a fence in front of the pool.
Name the only Amecican holiday a Mexican won’t celebrate?
Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like?
They both run jump shoot and steal.
What does a depressed Mexican say?
I don’t wanna taco bout it.