Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite bookstore?
Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
A: Cross Country
Q: Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
A: Because it says no tres passing.
Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
A: Cuatro cinco
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they’ll have something to unwrap.
Q: How do you keep a Mexican from stealing?
A: Put everything on the top shelf.
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan
Why don’t Mexicans like cold weather?
Because they are afraid of ICE.
How do you say „tall Mexicans” in Spanish?
Whats the difference between a Mexican and a deadbeat?
About three Coronas.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
Oil of Ol’e
What do you call Mexican foot that slowly moves?
How do you teach a Mexican to swim?
Put a fence in front of the pool.
Name the only Amecican holiday a Mexican won’t celebrate?
Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like?
They both run jump shoot and steal.
What does a depressed Mexican say?
I don’t wanna taco bout it.