The best Star Wars jokes are here!
Q: Why are there so few Star Wars jokes?
A: There are no Star Wars jokes, all are true happenings.
Q: Did you know that Chuck Norris played a role in Star Wars?
A: Don’t make Star Wars jokes with me
I: True, he was STRONG.
Q: Why did Star Wars movies appear in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
A: Because Yoda hasn’t learned to count properly yet.
Q: What kind of car drives iodine?
A: The To-yoda convertible.
Q: What is the name of a Dutchman who looks alone at the Star Wars?
To: Hans Solo.
Star wars jokes for kids
The father discusses with his son:
– Son, do you know why I call your mother the Death Star? Because it makes my world explode forever!
A kid watch Star Wars on TV and he say:
Dad, this is an cartoon?
Han Solo approaches Chewbacca and tells him:
– Can you give me a picture with you?
– Why? Am I fond of you that you can’t sleep without looking at my face?
– Not. My boy doesn’t think Bau-Bau exists.
Darth Vader, tired, decides to go out of town. Enter and order. After 5 minutes:
– Boy, what’s this, tea or coffee?
– Can’t figure out the taste?
– Well, if you don’t see any difference, does it matter if it’s tea or coffee?
Dath Vider it’s that dad of the dark side only.
Funny star wars jokes
In the spaceship, Princess Leia speaks in a gentle voice and softly:
– Why are you shouting? Why are you nervous? He only yelled at you a few times, no problem, not something unusual. An area with turbulence, it happens … Ready, ready, now we calm down …
Then with normal voice:
– All is well? Have you calmed down? Alright, now I’m going to reassure the passengers too!