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Yo mamma jokes

Yo-mamma-jokes

Yo Mamma so old Eve slapped her for making out with Adam.

 

Yo Mamma so old God signed her yearbook.

 

What are the best jokes with Yo Mama?

 

These jokes are very good and here are some examples:

 

– Yo Momma’s teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

 

– Yo momma’s so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

 

– Yo momma’s so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

 

Yo Momma so old her birth-certificate expired.

 

Yo Momma so old  and she watches the History Channel to see if she’s on.

 

Yo Momma so old she was Eve.

 

Yo Mamma so old her butt crack sealed.

 

Yo Mamma so old she rode the dinosaurs when she went to school.

 

Yo Momma so old she sat next to Moses in third grade.

 

Yo Mamma so old even God does not know when he was born.

 

Yo Momma so fat that even with 10 cranes you cannot lift it.

 

Yo Momma so old she remembers Fifty Cent when he was a penny.

 

Yo mamma so fat that he have own Olimpics for body builders

 

Yo mamma so fat her shadow weighs 45 pounds.

 

Yo momma so fat I can stand on her foot

 

Yo mamma so fat I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.

 

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