Yo mamma jokes

Yo-mamma-jokes

Yo Mama so old Eve slapped her for making out with Adam.

 

Yo Mama so old God signed her yearbook.

 

Yo Momma so old her birth-certificate expired.

 

Yo Momma so old  and she watches the History Channel to see if she’s on.

 

Yo Momma so old she was Eve.

 

Yo Mama so old her butt crack sealed.

 

Yo Mama so old she rode the dinosaurs when she went to school.

 

Yo Momma so old she sat next to Moses in third grade.

 

Yo Mama so old even God does not know when he was born.

 

Yo Momma so fat that even with 10 cranes you cannot lift it.

 

Yo Momma so old she remembers Fifty Cent when he was a penny.

 

Yo mama so fat that he have own Olimpics for body builders

 

Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 45 pounds.

 

Yo momma so fat I can stand on her foot

 

Yo mamma so fat I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.

 

Yo mama so fat I tried to hang a picture of her on my Facebook wall, and my wall fell over.

 

Yo mama so fat if she need a bus when she go to shopping

 

Yo momma so fat that he crush the mountains

 

Yo momma so fat she can’t fit in this universe.

 

Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke his arm.

 

Yo Mama so poor I swatted a firefly and she said, “Who turned off the light?”

 

Yo Mama so poor and Nigerian scammers wire HER some money.

 

Yo Mama so poor she can’t buy at promotion

 

Yo Mama so stupid she bought tickets to HBO

 

Yo Momma so stupid when someone stole her TV, she ran after them shouting, “You forgot the remote”.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s got more clap than an auditorium.

 

Yo Momma so dirty she’s like an ATM… Open Non-Stop.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s like a fan… Always blowing someone.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she’s like a streetlamp… You can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

 

Yo Mama so dirty she has a sign by her crotch which says, “Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts”.

 

Yo Mama so ugly she had to trick over the phone.

 

Yo Momma so ugly she made a Happy Meal cry.

 

Yo Mama so ugly the last time I saw anything like her face, I pinned the tail on it.

 

Yo Mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.

 

 

It’s quite weird when you go to the Zoo and the animals recognize you as one of them. If you want to know how that feels just say ‘Yo mamma’. In a hot summer day Yo mamma was walking through the Zoo with her friends. Everything seemed fine. They admired the lions, the panthers, the leopards and the giraffes. But when they god close to the elephants, they tried to throw peanuts at her. They kept going till they got to the monkeys. Here, some monkeys gave her a pile of bananas. The weird situation didn’t end here, not even when they came across the reptiles, where a boa strangled a rat and offered its legs to Yo mamma. The Zoo workers said that they’ve never seen such thing, but they could tell for sure that Yo mamma is an animal.

 

The financial situation of Yo mamma is not so good. She’s poor and helpless. She has no money. The lack of money alongside with her lack of beauty, of intelligence and any other quality would make you wonder how she succeeded in finding a man. Nobody really knows but must certainly it was a desperate one.

 

This joke is twice Yo mamma because it is said, not only that Yo mamma is a little stupid, but that she’s also at her scale. Yo mama is so fat, ugly and other variations. Find time and tell this jokes to friend but without insult them. We invite you on are website.

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