Yo mamma jokes

Yo mamma so fat I tried to hang a picture of her on my Facebook wall, and my wall fell over.


Yo mamma so fat if she need a bus when she go to shopping


Yo momma so fat that he crush the mountains


Yo momma so fat she can’t fit in this universe.


Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke his arm.


Yo Mamma so poor I swatted a firefly and she said, “Who turned off the light?”


Yo Mamma so poor and Nigerian scammers wire HER some money.


Yo Mamma so poor she can’t buy at promotion


Yo Mamma so stupid she bought tickets to HBO


Yo Momma so stupid when someone stole her TV, she ran after them shouting, “You forgot the remote”.


Yo Mamma so dirty she’s got more clap than an auditorium.


Yo Momma so dirty she’s like an ATM… Open Non-Stop.


Yo Mamma so dirty she’s like a fan… Always blowing someone.


Yo Mamma so dirty she’s like a streetlamp… You can find her turned on at night on any street corner.


Yo Mamma so dirty she has a sign by her crotch which says, “Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts”.


Yo Mamma so ugly she had to trick over the phone.


Yo Momma so ugly she made a Happy Meal cry.


Yo Mamma so ugly the last time I saw anything like her face, I pinned the tail on it.


Yo Mamma so ugly her portraits hang themselves.



It’s quite weird when you go to the Zoo and the animals recognize you as one of them. If you want to know how that feels just say ‘Yo mamma’. In a hot summer day Yo mamma was walking through the Zoo with her friends. Everything seemed fine. They admired the lions, the panthers, the leopards and the giraffes. But when they god close to the elephants, they tried to throw peanuts at her. They kept going till they got to the monkeys. Here, some monkeys gave her a pile of bananas. The weird situation didn’t end here, not even when they came across the reptiles, where a boa strangled a rat and offered its legs to Yo mamma. The Zoo workers said that they’ve never seen such thing, but they could tell for sure that Yo mamma is an animal.

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