17 Jul

Diets are a taboo topic for those who want to lose weight,

it is all the more fun that there are many people starting certain diets,

but they do not manage to get them done because they are tempted to eat sweets or consume juices.

On the expense of dieters there are a lot of jokes that are delicious.



At school:

-What are the vegetarians, children?

Billy: Vegetarians are people who do not eat the animals but leave them without food.


2 friends said:

– Since I moved with my girlfriend, we’ve both decided to do the shopping one at a time. One day she, one day I, one day she, one day I … and so on.

– Cool. And what’s the difference?

– Well, one day we eat, one day we drink, one day we eat, one day we drink …


I was last night at a vegetarian restaurant, and before I leave I ask the waiter:

– How was the table, sir?

“Wonderful …” I replied. My Compliments to the gardener.

0 0
15 Jul

Dark humor is unique in its style. If we normally hear funny jokes that do not offend anyone, black humor has sadistic, exaggerated jokes and can cause you a bad state.

Black humor is not for everyone, but it is funny but also shocking at the same time.


The director of a cemetery calls a representative of a motorcycle company:

– How many motorcycles have you sold in the last week?

– Five pieces.

– It means one is still walking …


Honeymoon ends, young wife complains to her mother:

– Mom, I already had the first serious family quarrel.

– Do not worry, my dear, this happens in any marriage.

– Yes mother, what about the body?


– What would Michael Jackson do now if he was alive?

– He would make a big hole to get out of the coffin.

0 0
14 Jul

Chuck Norris is an action actor, and he has become a symbol in the world of cinema.

Being a lot of movies in which he has the lead role and in which he is the good boy and beating the bad guys on his own, Chuck Norris has become a subject for everyone’s jokes.

He created an image of an invincible man, which can also be seen from the following jokes:

Chuck Norris once hit a bearded horse. The descendants of that horse are now called giraffes.


Chuck Norris regularly donates blood to the red cross, but never his blood.


Chuck Norris once burned a forest when he experimented with water.


When Chuck Norris makes flotations, he does not get up, he pushes the ground down.


Chuck Norris is known for his modesty, but he admits it is the 8th wonder of the world.


A stone can crack in 2 or more. Chuck Norris was the only one who cracked 2 stones in one.


Chuck Norris beat Superman. It’s not known who won, but the loser had to wear the panties over the pants.


Chuck Norris drowned a fish under water.

0 0
12 Jul

Animals in jokes are representations of different types of people. Animal jokes are different from what people have in their hearts, because the human brain indirectly links the animal and its characteristics.

If you have not read too many animal jokes, it’s time to discover their beauty:


A goat to a cat:

– You cats why do you hide when you have sex?

– For people not to use our style. Yours already copied it.


A guy sells the dog. The buyer asks:

– Healthy?

– Healthy!

– Smart?

– Smart!

– Faithful to the master?

– Most faithfully – for the fifth time I sell it.


Two ostriches at a discussion.

– Do you know why we put our heads in the sand?

– I do not know why you do it, but I’m looking for oil!


Comment bellow if you have fun with this jokes!

1 0
06 Jul

We all were in this situation, we liked it very much and we wanted the feeling to be mutual, it is normal, we want our feelings to be reciprocal. The easiest way to make love is to be yourself, if you are yourself then you are original, otherwise you are just a guy like any other who wants to look what is not.

Looks like you’re a guy with confidence in you and you can give him special moments. She does not give her a special interest in the first because she will lose her interest in you.

Let her know you step by step, do not tell him all about you, it envelops everything in a mystery. We recommend that the girl you love to know better, you may find things you do not really like about her, or show him that you really care who she is and not necessarily her physique :).

Smile and invite her to the coffee and find out who she is, give her real interest and be fun. Women associate men who say good jokes with intelligence. The best hooks you can find here if you stay without words :).

We hope that this information has been of use to you and you are doing what you love to love!

0 0
10 May

Not all people have the sense of humor, but that does not mean that it can not be developed or appropriated.

To develop your sense of humor, you need to be attentive to the people who are already doing this, who are joking, who are positive and funny.

Analyze the behavior of these fun people and try to do the same, and after a while you will notice that you have won without realizing the talent to joke. In the meantime the sense of humor will grow and develop.

Any talent can be cultivated and the ability to joke can develop.

You have to be careful when you say jokes. They must always be said at the right time and in a certain way. Pay attention to the typology of the people you say jokes about, because not everyone has a sense of humor developed and it is possible not to amuse at all.

To be funny you should say jokes instantly to produce smiles. Be original, dare, be spiritual, and try to make everyone understand.

A positive attitude towards life is the perfect key to developing your sense of humor.

Also, have the ability to laugh at the jokes of others, as well as the comic situations you sometimes find yourself in. You have to be optimistic, laugh, believe everything will be good in the future and you will succeed.

The sense of humor develops through education and an associative thinking that will make you able to find the most appropriate words when you want to say a joke.

Change your way of thinking and attitude so you can inspire a good will of everyone without beginning to tell them jokes.

1 0
08 May

Laughing daily is one of the most important drugs for any problem. It is scientifically proven that it is better to laugh than to cry. You probably know this, but I must remind you that an increased dose of endorphins in the body makes us more beautiful, healthier and smarter.

So you could deliberately to introduce into your program 15 minutes a day to laugh.

To be a source of amusement for you and for those around you, it’s important to get the 5 basic principles needed to say a joke.

You do not need to write and repeat the jokes you hear or memorize, but you can instantly invent new jokes to which everyone will surely react if you respect the five principles:

– Unexpected ending

– Nonsense

– The word game

– Irony

– Exaggerating

We must not forget that jokes should be good and be said at the right time. I have to admit I’ve heard jokes in the most inappropriate moments, but I can not say I did not laugh.

Keep a balance so that the jokes you say do not hurt others, or even ruin your image in a very serious way.

Follow the 5 principles and do not forget to be natural and find those funny elements in every situation. In this way, you can move on and you will have the right mood, and what is most important, you will succeed in making others laugh.

Appreciate every smile and every moment of joy, because they will change the way of thinking.

Do not forget to smile daily!


1 0
23 Mar

For every men or woman thinghs that make their happy are different, but are a few simple things that you can apply today in order to be happy! Happiness is not buyed every time with money, thrully happiness comes from you, not from external sources. So, let’s start activities that can make us happy:


  1. Make sport

In this way you eliberate from stress and relaxate. You can run in the park, go to gym or even in your home you can make gymnastic 20 minutes and you will feel fresh!


  1. Eat yellow fructs

Is a scientific proof that yellow fructs contain vitamins that can contribute to a our happiness. Check your fridge and eat some painapple, mango or bananans. If you don’t have, just go to closest store.


  1. Read jokes

It’s incredible how you can read a few jokes at your PC or on mobile and start laugh. We suggest to check out our jokes and have fun.


  1. Call an old friend

A friend is a friend at need, you can make also him happy by asking him simple: “How are you?” and after that you can meet with him at a walk in park or a juice in mall.


  1. Read a good book

Take a book from your desk at start reading. In this way you get new information and forget your worries.


  1. Provoke your self

Yes, this a way to start make objectives that can make you more motivate. Just read in a agenda or on a paper 10 major objectives that you want to do this year. A major challenge will keep you in a good state of mind, because you must work every day in order to fulfill.


  1. Make new friends

You can just open Facebook or other Social Media channel and start add friends and chat with them about everything. In online environment is really simple to talk with new peoples.


  1. Make a trip

Go to mountain, sea in your country or other country, visit museum, a good restaurant, old center and other places. In this way you will discover new ways to feel good outside the house.


If you know other ways to have a happy day, just comment bellow. 🙂

1 0