Animal puns

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bull-dozer.

 

Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

A: Build a sty-scraper!

 

Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?

A: An udder failure.

 

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

A: Because they have big fingers!

 

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

 

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: They are always stuffed!

 

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

 

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

 

Q: Where do polar bears vote?

A: The North Poll

 

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

A: Odor in the court!

 

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

A: Ouch!

 

Q: Why did the snake cross the road?

A: To get to the other ssssssside!

 

Q: Why are fish so smart?

A: Because they live in schools.

 

Q: What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?

A: A milk dud!

 

Q: When is a well dressed lion like a weed?

A: When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion)

 

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?

A: Pleased to eat you.

 

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

A: He felt funny!

 

Q: What fish only swims at night?

A: A starfish!

 

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?

A: Because it has its own scales!