-

Animal puns

 

Who is the biggest animal on the earth?

A Shark? No

An elephant? No

The blue whale

 

In a jungle why have this situation: how sounds this animals?

An monkey: Uha, Uhaaa

An crow: Cra, Cra, Craaa

An rabbit: Mhm, Hm

An squirell: Tst, Tst, Grt

An lion: Shut up!

 

An animal tell a pun to another animal:

Do you know we are animals?

Because we are not humans?

No, because we have mammals

 

 

Animal puns are about how they communicate through them.

 

Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives.

 

What becomes a cat after 3 days?

A cat for four days

 

Pages: |1 | 2 | 3 | ... | Next → |