Fish Jokes

Fish jokes, to the trouble of the fishermen


Disappointed by the evolution of the Star in the championship, Becali decides to go out for a few hours fishing, to disconnect a little. Get out of Maybach, take out the trunk of the newest model, with a gold hook, remove a frame from the platinum box and … start fishing. At one point shoot, and in the hook, see the wonder, even the Golden Fleece. He looks a little over his head and starts:


-You know, I am the Creator of A …
Becali, nervous, responds:
-Yeah, come on, say it quickly, what do you want me to give you?


Two fishermen discuss on the shore:
– Because they are made of fish jokes. I’ve been here for two days and I haven’t even caught a fish!
-How so? What are you doing to keep from falling?
-What with what? With stones!


The son-in-law discusses with his father-in-law, the fisherman array:
-Daddy-father-in-law, how does the pike pull the line?
-You make fish jokes with me? How do I know, do you think I sat with my head underwater to see her?


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Ionel, who was reading a book with fishing stories, asks her mother:
– Mommy, are there any fishermen who catch nothing?
– How not to! Your father is a perfect example, and after him, the best fish jokes on the internet were made.


Two fishers arguing with each other?
-And you want to believe that you got a 10kg sleep? You say fish jokes, he admits. Without exaggeration, did he even have 10 pounds?
– Without exaggeration.
-Well, I believe you, but with exaggeration, how much singing?
-I don’t know. I didn’t weigh it.


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A fisherman sits on the edge of the lake and calmly fishes. A man comes near him and takes him away?
-What are you doing here, fishers, when it says that fishing is forbidden?
– But I’m not fishing, I wash the frames.


– Bula, do you know what fishnet is made of?
– Of course, guys, there are a lot of holes tied together with twine.


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A fisherman was also catching fish, when, suddenly, what to see, in the hook was fighting the Golden Fleece:
– Fisherman, let me go, and I will fulfill three wishes!
-What do I need three wishes for? I’m going to the jeweler!


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The fisherman struggled hard and, finally, pulled a beautiful fish, about 5 kilograms:
-God, how can you be a sucker to get caught in the hook? the fisherman wondered. – February is you, I’m just depressed, and I tried to kill myself.


A policeman retired, decides to get rid of boredom and goes fishing. Meticulously, he buys everything and then sits on the bank. For 5 hours, nothing catches, and in the end, the hook hooks a small guide. Immediately, the former policeman grabbed him by the tail, gave him sand, and screamed:
– Say where your accomplices are, say it all!


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The “luck” of the fishermen and the tendency to exaggerate them made the world laugh on their behalf and appeared the best fish jokes. We have also chosen a few jokes with fish for you, which you can use to entertain your friends or “saddle” some of them with this passion. Also, these one-liners fish jokes will be the delight of any party, so … read on.