How do you say a pun to a crow?
What a man tell to his woman when they are a restaurant?
Do you bring with you the meal tickets?
No, I forget it
Ohhh, tonight we hire at the restaurant
How do you get a number of a woman?
I know numerology, give me your number and I will tell you how will be your future in the next 5 minutes
Start a pun with this: “Hmmm…”
You will gain the attention for sure!
Why animals are full of hair? Because thei never shaved
- What’s the biggest pan in the world?
- I told my girlfriend to come with me at shopping. A big mistake!
- What do snowmen do in their spare time?
- Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.
But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.
- Care to seduce a large woman? Piece of cake.
- What to say to a hitch-hiker with just one leg?