Funny puns

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  1. What’s the biggest pan in the world?

Japan.

 

2. I told my girlfriend to come with me to the gym. Then I stood her up. Hopefully, she’ll realize the two of us are not going to work out.

 

3. What do snowmen do in their spare time?

Just chilling.

 

4. Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.

But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.

 

5. Care to seduce a large woman? Piece of cake.

 

6. What to say to a hitch-hiker with just one leg?

Hop in.

 

7. “Why is there music coming out of your printer?”

“That will be the paper jamming again!”

 

8. What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?

Winnie the Pooh.

 

9. A guy goes to a doctor because he’s got a strawberry growing out of his chest. The doctor looks and examines and finally says, “Let me give you some cream to put on it.”

 

10. Which bees produce milk? The boo-bees!

 

11. Do you know how they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!

 

12. Velcros are just a big rip-off.

 

13. I asked my boss if I can come to work a little late today.

He said “Dream on.” I think that was really nice of him.

 

14. One pen to the other: You are INKredible.

 

15. It’s not nice making fun of fat people.

They’ve got enough on their plates as it is.

 

 

Two wi-fi antennas got married last Saturday. The reception was fantastic.

 

 Best funny puns

The puns exploit the multiple meanings of a term or similar words to generate amusement. These ambiguities can arise from the use of homonymous, homographic, metonymic or figurative language. An object differs from malapropism by the fact that malapropism is an incorrect variation of a correct expression, while a word involves expressions with several correct interpretations.

Puns can be considered jokes or idiomatic constructions because they use their meaning and are specific to a particular language and its culture.

On the internet you can find plenty of puns, capable of amusing, but also to try to understand the joke behind it.

If we analyze a day in our lives, you will realize that puns are arranged in one form or another, but also for different purposes, are always used around us. People are passionate about the head of such things with multiple meanings because only so can they express their desires in one form or another leaving a place of interpretation.

The use of puns at all levels of society allows for greater flexibility in how people act. Let’s suppose you want to make a city come out, but you’re afraid of a refusal, and for fear of not once in the bar, you’ll use different word games to get an answer to test it reaction, but also to protect you from a possible refusal.

Returning to puns I will give you more examples of puns that will amuse you:

 

I Googled “how to start a wildfire”.

I got 48,500 matches.

 

A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”

The doctor calmly replies, “Go sit in the waiting room, please, I’ll be dealing with you later.”

 

A Spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end he says he will disappear after counting to three. He starts to count, “Un, dos…”

Kazaam! He vanished without a tres.

 

I told my girlfriend to come with me to the gym. Then I stood her up. Hopefully, she’ll realize the two of us are not going to work out.

 

Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.

But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.

 

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

 

A terrorist enters a McDonalds.

The cashier asks: “Hello sir, what would you like to eat?”

The terrorist: “Nothing, I’m so full I’m about to explode.”

 

A guy goes to a doctor because he’s got a strawberry growing out of his chest. The doctor looks and examines and finally says, “Let me give you some cream to put on it.”

 

The guests in this hotel are always stealing soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms.

Dirty bastards!

 

“I want to win 10 million in the lottery, just like my dad did!”

“OMG, your dad won 10 million in the lottery?!”

“No, but he always wanted to.”

 

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

 

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

The puns can be very funny, but it matters and how developed is the reader’s sense of humor, because a joke can have a different impact from one person to another.

I’m the one who laughs at the jaw-beak jokes, the dry benches, or the long, meaningful benches.

Humor is in different doses in each of us.

Want to read funny puns?
As puns have to remain funny, we have included such funny jokes in our website. We are dealing with an evolution of these word games based on the evolution of English, which helps us to keep up with the best puns.

We recommend that you teach them and tell your friends. You will immediately create a pleasant atmosphere. There are also easy-to-understand and fun puns for children. These are good because they make our life more beautiful.

A man who is always talking with him is pleasantly easy to make known. That’s exactly why we recommend reading these puns carefully and telling others. From the kindergarten we have been taught these games to develop our intelligence.

When you tell them, try to be relaxed and wait for the interlocutor response. Needless to say, you can help with a few suggestions. Thank you for giving time to read puns and hope you have fun.