Honestly, I would like your answer to be NO, and I will tell you about it.
Some time ago, I was sitting on Tinder, and I was trying to hang on to a girl, and I kept saying that I loved everyone.
Still giving heart, even without looking, I see a match. When I look closely, I was super like a ginger girl. She was beautiful, and I said, let’s write to her.
While typing a message to impress girls (“Hello! What are you doing?”)
I get a huge message from her:
“Hi, my name is Ariana!
Funny ginger jokes
Ever since I saw you, I have fallen in love and love you immensely.
I am excited about the knowledge, but I would like to know:
- I do not meet nonsense.
- I wouldn’t say I like glasses.
- Do not go to meetings.
- If you are arrogant, we will not talk because I do not support the arrogant.
- I have a BMW, so if you have another brand of car, we do not fit.
- I support gender equality, and if you want to be the alpha male, you gave wonder women, and wonder women accept no dominant man.
- If you get this message, it means that there is nothing serious, and you have no chance to be together! “
Moral: Ginger girls are worse than brunettes and more pretentious than blondes, so stay away!
What do you call a tall redhead?
What’s the difference between terrorists and redheads?
You can negotiate with terrorists.
What do you think of ginger jokes?
You’ve read many jokes about and about food, but still, we have a challenge for you: what do you think about ginger jokes? How? Don’t you know one? Don’t worry. We have a selection of the best ginger jokes we know for you so that you can laugh to your heart’s content.
Scientists – who are known not to suffer from ginger jokes – have conducted a study showing that ginger, eaten regularly, is the best remedy to prevent cirrhosis, cancer, and obesity. The ultimate argument, with which they won a great prize in the world of researchers, was this: if you buy a kilogram of ginger a day, you have no money for alcohol, cigarettes, or food.
– Don’t be upset, is this ginger planted in Romania?
– Yes, sir, do you want to talk to him, and you don’t know in which language to address him?
He and she in bed, side by side. He watches TV, she sits on her laptop, reading some of the ginger jokes on the net:
Looking at her with hot eyes, he approaches her and asks her delicately: – What are you thinking, my love?
She, getting closer, whispers to them, as “hot” as possible:
“Same thing as you, my dear!”
– Wonderful! Then go to the kitchen and make me an egg, but with ham, and bring a cold beer from the fridge, because I’m starving!
Q: When will World Hunger begin?
A: When the Chinese start laughing at ginger jokes and start eating with a spoon.
How are you? Here we all miss you. Please get out of the computer, leave the ginger jokes, and go down to the kitchen to eat.
– My dear love, what would you like us to do together in the new year?
– Well … my dear… let’s do something I’ve never done before!
– What the?
– I drink quietly and watch the match, and you read the ginger jokes on the site and shut up!
The mother talks to her son:
-Boy, I bought your textbooks for school, they were expensive, so please take care of them! Please don’t treat them like those ginger joke books you read on vacation!
-Okay, mom, I promise to listen to you very carefully. I won’t even touch them all year, so as not to upset you!
My mother reached the third lullaby. But the child continues to turn in bed. At the 4th song, he bursts out:
– Mom, do you still sing a lot, or do you read the ginger jokes that appeared today, and you let me sleep tonight?
What’s green and running through the woods?
– A pack of cucumbers who just read the ginger jokes and run to tell the parsnip too!
What do you call a beautiful looking man with a redhead?
How do you can start an argument with a redhead?
What do you call a redhead with a good attitude?
Why is ginger so fragrant?
Because when you don’t have water to wash, you can use it as a perfume.
Two friends go picking ginger:
– I picked 2 baskets of ginger for my wife.
– Mai, but are you sure he can eat that much? Is he allergic?
– What do you mean by “if”?
What is small, thick and can you eat it or drink it completely? Processed ginger.
Okay, is ginger healthy too? So far, I have not seen any sick.
Put 100 pieces of ginger in an elevator. Suddenly someone is heard talking:
-The elevator works with a weight of over 15 kg. Please wait for it to fill.
Which vegetable has the highest concentration of alcohol? Ginger spilled on the wall.
Old ginger goes to the doctor.
-Doctor, I’ve only heard voices in my mind for a while.
-And what do your voices tell you?
-Nothing, because I don’t have ears.
Two ginger childhood friends end up breaking up when he finishes high school.
One of them goes to college and has to take an exam. Get a ticket – he doesn’t know, get another ticket – he doesn’t know. The third as well, the fourth, and the fifth, the sixth.
The teacher stops and gives him a grade of 6, and the other student’s revolt.
– Why did you give it a grade of 6?
– What do you mean for what? Didn’t you see how he was looking and how many tickets he took out ?! It means he knows something.
One day, two ginger trees meet, one 15 years old and the other 44 years old. The eldest asks the first, the youngest: where is your mother? Well, he said he was going to make tea.
He takes the ginger to the carrot and tells him:
– Hey, carrots, did you see that they made juice with your name?
– Yes, more ginger.
He takes the carrot to the store next to the house and asks:
– I want a Carrot too.
Why do redheads take the pill?
What’s the difference between gingers and bricks?
A brick gets laid.
What’s the advantage of blondes over redheads?
You can safely ignore a blonde.
What do you call a redheaded ninja?
Why are the Harry Potter films unrealistic?
The ginger kid has two friends.
What’s red and white and peels?
Ginger trying to tan..
What’s a redhead’s favorite drink?
Read also a new collection of redhead jokes.
How do redheads reach orgasm?
On their own.
Why did God invent color blindness?
So someone would love redheads.
How is a redhead like a tennis racquet?
They’re both highly-strung.
What’s the best thing about being ginger?
At least you know you weren’t adopted.
Redhead ginger jokes
My wife told me to prepare our son for his first day of school.
He’s ginger, so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.
What do redheads and razor-wire have in common?
Handle both with care.
My girlfriend is pregnant, and yesterday we went to the first ultrasound together.
“At this stage, everything looks absolutely fine,” said the obstetrician.
As I looked at the fuzzy black and white image, I was elated and relieved and confused at the same time.
How did they know it’s not ginger?
What’s the difference between gingers and roadkill?
There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.
Q.How do you get a redhead’s mood to change quickly?
Wait 10 seconds.
What do redheads make for dinner?
Best ginger jokes
Why do guys date blondes?
All the redheads are taken.
How do you call ginger in a blonde room?
The invisible woman
A blonde with long legs enter the bus and steps on a dwarf over her ears:
– Hey, redhead, be more careful.
– I’m blonde, not a redhead.
– I see better from below!
Myth: Gingers have no soul. They have the heart of ice.
Fact: Ginger gets one freckle for every soul they stole.
If you are in a relationship with ginger, you will not separate from her, but she will separate from you.
Today I was walking through the mall, and from a distance, I heard a man crying. I go to see what happens and how he cries, and at that moment, I see a ginger girl next to him. Then I understood why she was crying!
Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Have a baby with red hair.
Ginger, a brunette, and a blond are stranded on an island when they find a lamp.
The Genie appears and offers to grant them each 1 wish.
The ginger wishes for a fully crewed cruise ship to appear and sail herself off the island.
The brunette wishes for a private jet pilot to appear and fly herself off the island.
And the blond, feeling somewhat lonely, says, “You know I wish my friends were all back here. I miss them”.