Have you ever met a ginger girl?
Honestly, I would like your answer to be NO and I will tell you about it.
Some time ago I was sitting on Tinder and I was trying to hang on to a girl and I kept saying that I loved everyone.
Still giving heart, even without looking I see a match. When I look closely, I was super like from a ginger girl. She was beautiful and I said, let’s write to her.
While typing a message to impress girls (“Hello! What are you doing?”)
I get a huge message from her:
“Hi, my name is Ariana!
Funny ginger jokes
Ever since I saw you I have fallen in love and love you immensely.
I am excited for the knowledge, but I would like to know that:
- I do not meet nonsense
- I don’t like glasses
- Do not go to meetings
- If you are arrogant we will not talk because I do not support the arrogant
- I have a BMW, so if you have another brand of car we do not fit
- I support gender equality, and if you want to be the alpha male, you gave wonder women and wonder women accept no dominant man
- If you get this message it means that there is nothing serious and you have no chance to be together! “
Moral: Ginger girls are worse than brunettes and more pretentious than blondes, so stay away!
What do you call a tall redhead?
A gingeraffe.
What’s the difference between terrorists and redheads?
You can negotiate with terrorists.
What’s the difference between blondes and redheads women in bed?
What do you call a woman who knows anytime where her husband is every night?
A redhead.
What do you think of ginger jokes?
You’ve read a lot of jokes about and about food, but still, we have a challenge for you: what do you think about ginger jokes? How? Don’t you know one? Don’t worry, we have a selection of the best ginger jokes we know for you, so you can laugh to your heart’s content.
Scientists – who are known not to suffer from ginger jokes – have conducted a study showing that ginger, eaten regularly, is the best remedy to prevent cirrhosis, cancer and obesity. The ultimate argument, with which they won a great prize in the world of researchers, was this: if you buy a kilogram of ginger a day, you have no money for alcohol, cigarettes or food.
– Don’t be upset, is this ginger planted in Romania?
– Yes, sir, do you want to talk to him and you don’t know in which language to address him?
He and she in bed, side by side. He watches TV, she sits on her laptop, reading some of the ginger jokes on the net:
He, looking at her with hot eyes, approaches her and asks her delicately: – What are you thinking my love?
She, getting closer, whispers to them, as “hot” as possible:
“Same thing as you, my dear!”
– Wonderful! Then go to the kitchen and make me an egg, but with ham, and bring a cold beer from the fridge, because I’m starving!
Q: When will World Hunger begin?
A: When the Chinese start laughing at ginger jokes and start eating with a spoon.
A mother writes an e-mail to her son:
Dear Toni,
How are you? Here we all miss you. Please get out of the computer, leave the ginger jokes, and go down to the kitchen to eat.
Sincerely, Mom
– My dear love, what would you like us to do together in the new year?
– Well … my dear… let’s do something I’ve never done before!
– What the?
– I drink quietly and watch the match, and you read the ginger jokes on the site and shut up!
The mother talks to her son:
-Boy, I bought your textbooks for school, they were expensive, so please take care of them! Don’t treat them like those ginger joke books you read on vacation!
-Okay mom, I promise to listen to you very carefully, I won’t even touch them all year, so as not to upset you!
My mother reached the third lullaby. But the child continues to turn in bed. At the 4th song he bursts out:
– Mom, do you still sing a lot or do you read the ginger jokes that appeared today, and you let me sleep tonight?
What’s green and running through the woods?
– A pack of cucumbers who just read the ginger jokes and run to tell the parsnip too!
What do you call a beautiful looking man with a redhead?
A hostage.
How do you can start an argument with a redhead?
Say something.
What do you call a redhead with a good attitude?
Normal.
Why do redheads take the pill?
Wishful thinking.
What’s the difference between gingers and bricks?
A brick gets laid.
What’s the advantage of blondes over redheads?
You can safely ignore a blonde.
What do you call a redheaded ninja?
A ninja.
Why are the Harry Potter films unrealistic?
The ginger kid has two friends.
What’s red and white and peels?
A ginger trying to tan..
What’s a redhead’s favorite drink?
Ginger Ale.
Read also a new collection of redhead jokes.
How do redheads reach orgasm?
On their own.
Why did God invent color blindness?
So someone would love redheads.
How is a redhead like a tennis racquet?
They’re both highly-strung.
What’s the best thing about being ginger?
At least you know you weren’t adopted.
Redhead ginger jokes
My wife told me to prepare our son for his first day of school.
He’s a ginger so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.
What do redheads and razor-wire have in common?
Handle both with care.
My girlfriend is pregnant, and yesterday we went to the first ultrasound together.
“At this stage everything looks absolutely fine,” said the obstetrician.
As I looked at the fuzzy black and white image, I was elated and relieved, but also confused at the same time.
How did they know it’s not ginger?
What’s the difference between gingers and roadkill?
There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.
Q.How do you get redhead’s mood to change quikly?
Wait 10 seconds.
What do redheads make for dinner?
Reservations.
Best ginger jokes
Why do guys date blondes?
All the redheads are taken.
How do you call a ginger in a blonde room?
The invisible woman
A blonde with long legs enters the bus and steps on a dwarf over her ears:
– Hey, redhead, be more careful.
– I’m blonde, not redhead.
– I see better from below!
Myth: Gingers have no soul. They have the heart of ice
Fact: Ginger gets one freckle for every soul they stole.
If you are in a relationship with a ginger, you will not be able to separate from her but she will separate from you.
Today I was walking through the mall and from a distance I heard a man crying. I go to see what happens and how he cries, and at that moment I see a ginger girl next to him. Then I understood why she was crying!
Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Have a baby with red hair.
A ginger, brunette, and a blond are stranded on an island when they find a lamp
The Genie appears and offers to grant them each 1 wish.
The ginger wishes for a fully manned cruise ship to appear and sail herself off the island.
The brunette wishes for a private jet pilot to appear and flys herself off the island.
And the blond feeling somewhat lonely says “You know I wish my friends were all back here, I miss them”.