Ginger jokes

What do you call a tall redhead?

A gingeraffe.

 

What’s the difference between a terrorist and a redhead?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

 

What’s the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?

A blonde lets you leave the bed when you are satisfied. A redhead let’s you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.

 

How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?

Wait ten seconds.

 

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A redhead.

 

What do you call a good looking man with a redhead?

A hostage.

 

How do you start an argument with a redhead?

Say something.

 

What do you call a redhead with an attitude?

Normal.

 

Why do redheads take the pill?

Wishful thinking.

 

What’s the difference between a ginger and a brick?

A brick gets laid.

 

What’s the advantage of a blonde over a redhead?

You can safely ignore a blonde.

 

What do you call a redheaded ninja?

A ginja.

 

What do you call it when a redhead loses their temper?

A ginger snap.

 

What do you call a ginger whose phone rings on a Saturday night?

Shocked.

 

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealistic?

The ginger kid has two friends.

 

What’s red and white and peels?

A ginger trying to tan..

 

What’s a redhead’s favorite drink?

Ginger Ale.

 

Redheads put the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.

What’s the difference between a redhead and a barracuda?

Nail polish.

 

How do redheads reach orgasm?

On their own.

 

What do you call a redhead guy who works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

 

Why did God invent color blindness?

So someone would love redheads.

 

How is a redhead like a tennis racquet?

They’re both highly-strung.

 

What’s the best thing about being ginger?

At least you know you weren’t adopted.

 

What’s the difference between the Loch Ness monster and an attractive ginger?

They have pictures of Nessie.

 

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school.

He’s a ginger so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.

What do redheads and razor-wire have in common?

Handle both with care.

My girlfriend is pregnant, and yesterday we went to the first ultrasound together.

“At this stage everything looks absolutely fine,” said the obstetrician.

As I looked at the fuzzy black and white image, I was elated and relieved, but also confused at the same time.

How did they know it’s not ginger?

 

What’s the difference between a ginger and roadkill?

There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.

 

Q.How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds.

Q. Why aren’t there more redhead jokes?
A. Someone made the mistake of telling them to a redhead.

Q. What do redheads make for dinner?
A. Reservations.

Q. Why do guys date blondes?
A. All the redheads are taken.