How a dad make jokes? They talk about their children, they can not make jokes about football.
Dad, today I don’t want to go to school.
How will your dad show his love to you? He buys you a car or a house.
Dad, can you give me some advice?
The phone is ringing.
Lifts the dad’s three-sided receiver:
– Are you my little frog? a man’s voice is heard.
– No. I am the owner of the lake! – says the dad.
And the dad begins to tell:
After nine months, my mother picked it up, and so you appeared.
In the afternoon, the little girl writes in her diary: ‘Today I talked about
Love with dad. It’s dust
– My daughter, when I told you to come home like Cinderella, I thought you’d come at 24:00, not that you would come with one shoe and no dress!
– Mommy, tell me when I’m big I’ll have a tail between my legs, like my dad jokes?
“Yes, my daughter,” replies Mother, if you’re good, you’ll have one of the same. If you are not good, you will have more!
“Dad … a schoolboy told me something that I do not understand …. told me that I had a nice windshield, a luggage rack, some hard chassis, excellent shock absorbers …. What this means??”
“Tell her … to dare to lift your hood to check the oil, I’ll break the exhaust pipe!”
– Of course, my dear.
– Last night, when you were not, I heard my dad say ‘beautiful Angel’. When is she going to fly?
– Tomorrow morning, honey, tomorrow morning.
– First of all, the annoying pharmacist answers, condoms are not for children, and secondly, tell your dad to come and buy them because they are of different sizes!
To whom the kid replies with a joke:
– First of all, condoms are not for children, but they are against children. For the third time, I will not tell my dad anything because I am for my mother, who goes to the delegation and has no way to know the size yet.
– I fell in love with our neighbor and I’ll run with him.
Father, still looking at the match, replies:
The girl turns to him and tells him:
– Dad, I read the letter left by my mom!
Son: Dad! Are all blondes having s_x with everyone?
Dad: Yes, my dear, otherwise, I did not make you.
Ha, ha, ha, was just a funny dad joke.
Do you love jokes for kids? Have a funny time with these bad jokes.
– Yes, but it will be too late! This is a good dad joke
The child asks his father:
– Dad, what is that?
– Ala is the pack of two.
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– Yeah, right there?
– Ala is the four-pack.
– Ala is the pack of 12.
It’s because you’re sorry: January, February, March…
– Dad, what does engagement mean?
– Well … (there is a long and concise explanation). Did you get it?
– Not! Better give me an example.
– It’s like I’m gonna take you a Christmas bike and I will not let you ride it up to Easter!
At the corner of the block, an individual appears, unclenching the slot and relieving it.
Little girl, curious:
– Dad, what’s the one in your hand?
– A toy!
Kid tells a serious of jokes to his dad:
– I want a toy like his!
Dade the joker:
– When you’re bigger, you’ll have one. But you have to be good enough to have one!
Little girl, worried:
– And if I’m not good?
– You’ll have more! The best dad joke :))
– Why? What have you been doing?
– Do you remember I asked you to make my composition about how I spent my vacation? Well, the director did not like the moment when I described the moment of a striptease!
– You’re so stupid, arguing he, where was your head?
“Under the wheel, Dad,” she said.
Funny dad jokes to tell in your family
Because the boys are not just joking, we’ve gathered the best jokes and replies of daddy, who will either amuse you.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut. A great dad joke!
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but only my favorite TV show.
Dad jokes for kids
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Where did the one-legged waitress work? HOP
Bad dad jokes to use in a restaurant.
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