Christmas pick up lines

Are you my Christmas present? I ask because I would like you under a fir tree.

My mother told me that I would get something nice if I was good, but I didn’t expect to receive you.

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You are so beautiful that you are brighter than the star at the top of the tree.

I would like the love between us to be eternal, like the color of the fir.

If anyone stole Christmas, I’d be able to kill for you.

If I wanted a gift. I just want you.

You are so sweet that the cakes are bitter compared to you.


If you were a globe, I would put you in a fir tree and look at you every day.

“Are you Santa? Claus, you’re a gift in and of yourself.”


“You know, the Starbucks Christmas cup might’ve been controversial, but our relationship wouldn’t be.”

“Every time I look at you, I feel like I’m walking in a winter wonderland.”

“Are you related to Rudolph? Because you’re pretty rein-dear to my heart.”


“Are you following me? If I didn’t know any better, I might think you were stocking me.”

“Do you have a boyfriend? No? Well, I Kwanzaa be your bae.”

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“You know what would bring joy to the world? You and me being together.”

“I think you’re amazing. Will you Macca-bee mine?”


“Do you hear what I hear? I think it’s a budding relationship forming.”

“Wow, you’re amazing. I want to be your snowman.”

“Are you a menorah? Because you light up my world.”

“You’re an incredible person. We should get merry-ed.”


“Unlike Buddy the Elf, I have five main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, syrup, and you.”

“You’ve got me in a daze.”

“We were now together.”

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For Christmas, I would like to receive a girl like you under a fir tree. Do you think this is possible?
I would give up all the gifts in the world if I received you this Christmas in a Christmas costume.


At Christmas table with your girl, bring a smile on his face with some Christmas jokes.

If I were a tree and you were a star, I would like to be a star from the top of the tree.

For Christmas, I would like to watch the movies alone at home and stay under the bed all night.

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Do you think that if I am a bad boy with you, I will get more Christmas presents?

Hey, do you want to make a snowman?
I froze extremely bad outside. Do you think I could heat myself at home?

Hey, is your dad working on snowmobiles? I ask because I was snowing in your eyes.
If my heart is like lava, do you think it can melt your heart like ice?


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Are you the most beautiful gift I could ever receive as a Christmas present?
Hey, is it cold for you? I can take you home and warm up a little.

I always liked to take people from the street home. Mom would be happy to take you home for Christmas. He longs for a daughter-in-law.
I stayed warm at home. Do you think you can fit in my heart?