Are you my Christmas present?
I ask because I would like you under a fir tree.
My mother told me that I would get something nice if I was good, but I didn’t expect to receive you.
You are so beautiful that you are brighter than the star at the top of the tree.
I would like the love between us to be eternal, like the color of the fir.
If anyone stole Christmas, I’d be able to kill for you.
If I wanted a gift.
I just want you.
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You are so sweet that the cakes are bitter compared to you.
If you were a globe, I would put you in a fir tree and look at you every day.
Are you Santa? Claus, you’re a gift in and of yourself.
You know, the Starbucks Christmas cup might’ve been controversial, but our relationship wouldn’t be.
Every time I look at you, I feel like I’m walking in a winter wonderland.
Are you related to Rudolph?
Because you’re pretty rein-dear to my heart.
Are you following me?
If I didn’t know any better, I might think you were stocking me.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
No? Well, I Kwanzaa be your bae.
“You know what would bring joy to the world?
You and me being together.”
I think you’re amazing. Will you Macca-bee mine?
Do you hear what I hear? I think it’s a budding relationship forming.
Wow, you’re amazing. I want to be your snowman.
“Are you a menorah? Because you light up my world.”
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You’re an incredible person. We should get married.
Unlike Buddy the Elf, I have five main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, syrup, and you.
You’ve got me in a daze. We were now together.
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For Christmas, I would like to receive a girl like you under a fir tree.
Do you think this is possible?
I would give up all the gifts in the world if I received you this Christmas in a Christmas costume.
At the Christmas table with your girl, bring a smile to his face with some Christmas jokes.
If I were a tree and you were a star, I would like to be a star from the top of the tree.
I would like to watch movies alone at home for Christmas and stay in bed all night.
Do you think that if I am a bad boy with you, I will get more Christmas presents?
Hey, do you want to make a snowman?
I froze extremely badly outside.
Do you think I could heat myself at home?
Hey, is your dad working on snowmobiles?
I ask because it was snowing in your eyes.
If my heart is like lava, do you think it can melt your heart like ice?
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Are you the most beautiful gift I could ever receive as a Christmas present?
Hey, is it cold for you?
Then, I can take you home and warm up a little.
I always liked to take people from the street home. Mom would be happy to take you home for Christmas.
But, he longs for a daughter-in-law.
I stayed warm at home. Do you think you can fit in my heart?
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a benevolent lawyer, and Santa Claus were in the elevator of a very select hotel.
Before the door opened, he noticed a hundred-thousand-foot bill. Which of the three picks up the bill?
Answer: Santa Claus – of course, the other two do not exist!
An optimistic and a pessimistic child is waiting for Santa Claus. The pessimist is sure he won’t get much.
The optimist can no longer see the delight and can’t wait to see the gifts.
Santa comes, and the pessimistic child receives super gifts: trains, cars, chocolate, and everything that could have crossed his mind.
The optimistic child receives dung.
The children meet and exchange impressions. The pessimist:
– I received a train, but it’s not too big, a car, but it’s not the color I wanted and chocolate, it’s with milk and without nuts.
The optimist laughs excitedly:
– Well, I got a horse! But I can’t find him!
Reasons why the Christmas tree is better than a woman:
A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you’ve had in the past.
A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial tree in your closet.
When you’re done with the Christmas tree, you can throw it in the trash.
A Christmas tree does not become jealous of other trees.
A Christmas tree doesn’t care that you watch football all day.
A Christmas tree doesn’t mind if you tie it up and throw it behind the truck.
– I’m upset. My parents don’t want to give me a puppy as a Christmas present…
– I know how to solve it: ask for a brother, and they will prefer to give you a puppy!
Q: Why don’t Jews believe in Santa Claus?
A: They know that you go out on the chimney, you don’t enter.
You are a man if when you eat oranges, you feel like Christmas regardless of the season!
My dear love, I suggest you sleep earlier today.
Maybe Santa will come sooner.
No, my dear, you just want to put me in bed.
Do you know what will bring Santa this Christmas?
A PS5? To play my favorite games, with you, of course?
No, just a rod.