Animal jokes

Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

A: To get a mini soda!

 

Q: Where do orcas hear music?

A: Orca-stras!

 

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side.

 

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?

A: Fsh!

 

Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

A: Take the words out of his mouth!

 

Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A: A chili dog on a bun.

 

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

 

Q: Where do mice park their boats?

A: At the hickory dickory dock.

 

Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?

A: The baaaahamas

 

Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?

A: A crookodile

 

Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A: A watch dog.

 

Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A: A lawn moo-er.

 

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

A: Lilly.

 

Q: How does a dog stop a video?

A: He presses the paws button.

 

Q: Why do cows go to New York?

A: To see the moosicals!

 

Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?

A: A buff-a-loan

 

Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?

A: Hiss-story

 

Q: What is black ,white and red all over?

A: A sunburnt penguin!

 

Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?

A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.

 

Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?

A: The sound of Mew-sic!

 

Q: How do you make a goldfish old?

A: Take away the g!

 

Q: Why did the lamb cross the road?

A: To get to the baaaaarber shop!

 

Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

A: Squeaky clean!

 

Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?

A: A cow walking backwards!

 

Q: Where do you put barking dogs?

A: In a barking lot.

 

Q: What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving?

A: A road hog.

 

Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food?

A: Fast food!

 

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.

 

Q: What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?

A: Me-ow!

 

Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear!

Jokes about animals

It is said that a bear was chasing a rabbit in the heart of the forest. After running and running, they encountered a big tree and they were running around it. A brownie was living in the hollow made in that tree. After watching them running around without stopping, the brownie grew tired of watching them, and he told them that he will grant them three wishes if they leave. Both the bear and the rabbit agreed. The first was the bear who wished that all the bears in that forest to be females. The brownie granted him the wish. This is jokes with animals.

The rabbit started laughing while waiting for his turn patiently. The bear thought that the rabbit’s behavior was strange, and he got angry. So his second wish was that all the bears in the country to be females. The brownie granted him his second wish. The rabbit laughed again and wished for a motorcycle. After putting the helmet on, he started to pull the bear after him.

One more animal joke

The bear looked at the rabbit and thought that this is the stupidest rabbit he has ever seen. The bear said that his last wish is that all the bears in the world to be females. The brownie granted his last wish. The rabbit started laughing again and said “My second wish is that this bear is gay”.