Blonde Jokes

The best blonde jokes

Two dumb blonde tell jokes each other:
– I lost my dog!
– Give a newspaper ad!
– It’s useless, he can’t read or buy the newspaper!

 

– Why do dumb blonde run next to bikes?
– Because the bikes are going too fast and they cannot climb.

 

Between friends, blonde say jokes:
– I didn’t sleep with my husband before the wedding. You?
– I do not know! How do you call your husband to answer you?

– Why are blonde not allowed to visit the Eiffel tower?
– Because he would give food to helicopters …

– How do you know the blonde from the secretariat sent an email?
– There are many thick envelopes in the disk drive.

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– How does a blonde kill a fish?
– He drowns.

A blonde tell a joke to a brunette:

– You know why I am more beautiful than you?

– Because you have an blonde hair?

– No, because I study on Harvard!

 

Why can’t a blonde call 112?
Because his dumb and she can’t find the eleven key.

 

A dumb blonde joke

Why are yo so smart?

Because I am brunette

 

A guy wanted to hang a blonde and try his luck:
– Madam, haven’t we met at the zoo yesterday?
– Yes, but I do not know in what cage I saw you …

 

A blonde goes to the mailbox, opens it, finds nothing and leaves. The operation is repeated several times, and the blonde is really angry. A neighbor sees her and asks:
– Did something happen ?
– My computer went crazy! He always tells me that I received the mail…

 

Funny blonde jokes

funny blonde jokes

Two dumb blonde friends chat over coffee:
– I saw your friend yesterday, but she didn’t see me.
– I know, he told me.

 

A blonde joke easy to undestand?

Why my hair is yellow?

Because you are blonde

 

– What is the name of a blonde with a neuron?
– Pregnant.

 

– How can you sink a submarine full of blonde?
– Knock on the door!

 

– What is the definition of eternity?
– Four blondes, in four cars, at an intersection. This is a dirty blonde joke.

 

A guy drinks in a bar and addresses the blonde from the table next door:
– I do not know whether to drink another row or to like it?

 

– Why are the banks with blonde so short?
– So that the brunettes can easily hold them.

 

The blondes, angry, made a rally, being dissatisfied with the fact that there are so many banks on their behalf. On the billboard he wrote: “Not all nonsense is blond!”

 

A dumb blonde joke it’s about to come out: She is drawn to the right by a policeman.
– Madam, why are you driving a snake? Can’t you go straight?
– Policeman, it’s not my fault, wherever I turn, I hit a tree in front of me!
– Miss, this is the car freshener…

 

– Why do blonde have eyes like stars?
– Because they have a deep mind that night…

 

Can a blonde drive well a car?

Yes, only if she look good on the glass of the car!

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A blonde go to a date with a brunette man, they go to the restaurant and start to speak. The guy was passionate about cars and she not, until he say about his Ferarry. From there the blonde fall in love.

 

Among the most appreciated banks are those blonde jokes, which make the delight of any party. Even if they seem offended, even blonde know and laugh at those funny blonde jokes . It is already a classic assertion that there are no banks with blonde, that they are in fact reality, but it is just a wicked one.

There are countless blonde jokes that no one can claim to know them all. There are jokes with blonde at the wheel, with dirty blonde jokes or clean blonde jokes. We also have our selection of blonde jokes, which we invite you to “taste” properly.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and complains that she misses everything.

– Doctor, if I touch my head with my finger it hurts, if it touches my foot it hurts, if it touches me on the belly again it hurts me … I miss everything..what do I have?

Dr: Are you a natural blonde?

Blonde: Yes

Dr: Then clearly, you have your finger with which you have broken.

 

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a MERCEDES?

A: No one enters MERCEDES

 

What is the difference between a blonde and a mirror?

A blonde gets bored faster.

 

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?

A: A toilet is not taken after you use it.

 

A blonde comes to work crying in hoots. The boss asks her worried about what has happened to her:

“This morning I received a phone call and learned that my mother was dead.”

The boss consoles her: “Why don’t you go home today to rest? And so we don’t have much work to do.

The blonde refuses saying that she works better to forget about the trouble.

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After 2 hours the boss walks past her office and hears her crying even louder.

“What happened before?” she asks.

To which she responds: “My sister just called and told me that her mother was dead.”

 

Q: Why do all blonde women paint?

A: To make them work well because everyone has read blondes.

 

Q: Do you know why I don’t do army blondes?

A: Because the moment they are ordered to lie down, they throw themselves on their backs.

 

A blonde has for the first time an opportunity to converse in English, meeting some relatives from America:

-Hello, Diana, how do you feel?

Blonde responds excitedly:

-Phil Collins

 

Q: What is the resemblance between a blonde and a bicycle?

A: In the absence of the camera, both support the fence.

 

What does a blonde ask for in a confectionery? A black woman.

What does a blonde do when she can’t get out of the house? He gets under the bed.

A blonde goes to the library to look for a physics book. Which line do you think she’s looking at? In turn with Chinese language books.

A blonde sentenced to death is asked what her last wish is. After a moment of silence, the blonde says “Let’s see the series La Casa del Papel”.