One-liners but perfect jokes
The most appreciated jokes worldwide are those one-liners jokes, but they make you laugh out loud.
They are perfect; you have the best examples if you read the following lines.
– Son, what happened?
I don’t recognize you!
– Mom, no one-liners jokes.
I’m a boxer.
It’s time to get used to my daughter!
Funniest one liners
At a childcare course:
– Give an example of an incomplete sentence.
– I love my baby.
– It’s perfect, now complete.
– I love my child when he goes to his in-laws, and I can quietly read the funniest one-liners jokes.
Legend has it that the ball was still flying… toward the principal’s window, but the children were already playing hide-and-seek.
– What’s the top of the snail?
– To run away from home so he can quietly read funny one-liners jokes.
How do you tell a boring person funny one-liners?
You keep it short!
Why do you often laugh when you hear one-liners?
Because you can understand it
Don’t be upset if your child woke you up with a scream at 3 in the morning!
You will soon be happy to be home at this hour!
Dirty one liners
Children are a treasure in a man’s house.
If you don’t have children, there will be no one to clean your computer of viruses in your old age, and you won’t be able to dirty read one-liner jokes…
Two “friends” also meet. One of them pushes a cart in which a child is:
– Alas, what a wonderful child you have! Is he a cute boy or an ugly girl?
My wife was very upset when I told her I didn’t want children.
But the children were even more upset than she was.
Why tell dirty one-liners jokes?
Because it has a hilarious humor
When a man is dirty, what does he do?
He goes to shower
After the birth of the ninth child, the parents are already sleeping with the light on and, especially, under the supervision of the older children.
A mother caresses her boy a little:
– My dear, my joy! It seems to me that you have become weaker after marriage.
What does she do?
Why doesn’t she feed you ?!
Let me know. He reads dirty one-liners jokes all day…
– Mom, the wedding was only yesterday.
One liner comedians
I had a relationship that I loved. I also had relationships in which they loved me.
But most of all, I liked to sleep until noon and read one-liner jokes.
A superstition from the people: if a guy goes to a meeting with a bouquet of roses, it means he has not yet had… action.
Why are some comedians so funny?
Because they have a job in comedy
My wife begged me for a long time to start calling my mother-in-law by my mother’s name.
In the end, I accepted. Now I sleep with my wife in different rooms: I don’t want incest.
I also came to work to have another coffee, surf the internet and read some one-liners and comedians’ gossip.
Dad jokes one liners
Dad, I want a gift today
Sun, but it’s not your birthday.
Yes, but it will be if I tell mom where you were last night.
Dad, where do I come from?
The stork brought you.
Ha, ha, ha, good joke…
A kid born in a zoo hides his head in the sand, while a child born in prison hides his head in the sand, his body in a manhole, and his weapons are buried in the neighbor’s yard.
– Describe yourself briefly, says the psychologist to those in his therapy group.
For example:
– I have a double personality, and a genius sleeps in me!
– Yes, and we notice that the idiot woke up…
Hunting is an extreme sport! Especially when the cartridges run out, you have one-liners legs, and the wild boar is still alive.
Hilarious one liners
Hey man, why are you so hilarious?
Because I am special
A guy brags about his son very early on.
The village hears him.
A friend asks his child.
– What a cute boy you are. How old are you?
– Twice for six months!
Why do some people run a marathon?
Because they can