Adult jokes

Jokes for adults, with and without curtain!

Bored, a boy opens the family bible and begins to browse and follow the drawings in the book. Suddenly, he finds the offer pressed between the pages.
– Mom, Mom, look what I found! the boy shouted happily.
– What did you find? the curious mother asks.
– Well mom, I think it’s Eve’s panties and she looked at us …

– Adult, I have to warn you that my husband is back in 30 minutes.
– But ma’am, I do nothing honorable!
– Exactly, and time passes.

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: Because the sperm can even admit the view, if they are not allowed to enter anyway.

Q: What is the benefit of having group sex?
A. If you have something to do, you can leave at any time, no one will notice.

During the prelude, the husband proposes to his wife:
– My dear, let’s try position 68 too.
– 68? I didn’t hear, what’s this?
– You do it to me, and I owe you one.

In the middle of the night, an adult man sounded desperate for Urgent:
– I do not make adult jokes, please come urgently because my little boy swallowed a condom!
After five minutes he calls again in Urgente, but this time he calmly announces:
– You don’t come, it’s all right, I found another condom.


Funny adult jokes

Two Transylvanians arrive in Amsterdam and they want to check how much the truth is in the adult jokes. I knock on the door of a brothel. The “receptionist” cracked the door slightly, looked at them strangely and asked:
– What do you want?
– No, don’t worry, we would like to “tweak” something!
– But how much money do you have?
– 5 euros.
– With this money you can “twirl” between you!
Half an hour passes, and the Transylvanians knock at the door again:
– What do you want now?
– Amu, when we finished, we came to pay.

Jokes for adults, to laugh with friends