What did the figure say 0 to 8?
– Beautiful belt!
Knock, knock jokes for kids
Who is there?
The kid who bring you pizza
His grandfather and grandson were arguing.
The nephew says:
– I have a lot of friends on Facebook that I have never met!
– In my time I called him imaginary friends …
Good jokes for kids
Teacher to student:
– Why does your topic seem to be written by your father? It resembles his handwriting!
– Because I used his pen!
Funny jokes for kids
A grandfather tells his nephew:
– One day I was on a boat on the Nile in Egypt, watching quietly at the pyramids, when I was attacked by twenty-five huge crocodiles. I proved them all!
– But, grandfather, you told me this story last year and there were only ten crocodiles!
– Well, hm … you were too young to know the truth!
A cat approaches an aquarium and greedily looks at the fish inside. He stretches his paw to catch the fish. He sees it and, very scared, shouts:
– Woof woof! Then it starts to growl just like a dog.
The cat gets scared and runs away. The fish eats happily:
– How good that I learned a foreign language!
Silly jokes for kids
A kid enter into a bar:
Give me some hot milk wiht a little honey and cookies