Jokes for kids

What did the figure say 0 to 8?

– Beautiful belt!


Knock, knock jokes for kids

Knock, Knock

Who is there?

The kid who bring you pizza

Oh yes!



His grandfather and grandson were arguing.

The nephew says:

– I have a lot of friends on Facebook that I have never met!

Grandpa responds:

– In my time I called him imaginary friends …


Good jokes for kids

Teacher to student:

– Why does your topic seem to be written by your father? It resembles his handwriting!


– Because I used his pen!


Funny jokes for kids

A grandfather tells his nephew:

– One day I was on a boat on the Nile in Egypt, watching quietly at the pyramids, when I was attacked by twenty-five huge crocodiles. I proved them all!

– But, grandfather, you told me this story last year and there were only ten crocodiles!

– Well, hm … you were too young to know the truth!


A cat approaches an aquarium and greedily looks at the fish inside. He stretches his paw to catch the fish. He sees it and, very scared, shouts:

– Woof woof! Then it starts to growl just like a dog.


The cat gets scared and runs away. The fish eats happily:

– How good that I learned a foreign language!


Silly jokes for kids

A kid enter into a bar:

Give me some hot milk wiht a little honey and cookies