Jokes for kids

What did the figure say 0 to 8?

– Beautiful belt!

 

His grandfather and grandson were arguing.

The nephew says:

– I have a lot of friends on Facebook that I have never met!

Grandpa responds:

– In my time I called him imaginary friends …

 

Teacher to student:

– Why does your topic seem to be written by your father? It resembles his handwriting!

student:

– Because I used his pen!

 

A grandfather tells his nephew:

– One day I was on a boat on the Nile in Egypt, watching quietly at the pyramids, when I was attacked by twenty-five huge crocodiles. I proved them all!

– But, grandfather, you told me this story last year and there were only ten crocodiles!

– Well, hm … you were too young to know the truth!

 

A cat approaches an aquarium and greedily looks at the fish inside. He stretches his paw to catch the fish. He sees it and, very scared, shouts:

– Woof woof! Then it starts to growl just like a dog.

 

The cat gets scared and runs away. The fish eats happily:

– How good that I learned a foreign language!

 

Q: What is the most musical part from chicken?

A: The drumstick.

 

 

 

Q: What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A: A cat-tastrophe.

 

 

 

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Imma.

Person 2: Imma who?

 

Person 1: Imma gettin’ tired of waiting — let me in!

 

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who’s there?

 

Person 1: Roach.

Person 2: Roach who?

 

Person 1: Roach you a letter. Didn’t you get it?

 

 

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who’s there?

 

Person 1: Dishes.

Person 2: Dishes who?

 

Person 1: Dishes a nice place you’ve got here!

 

What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

 

 

 

What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

 

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