Jokes for kids

Q: What’s the most musical part of the chicken?

A: The drumstick.

 

Q: What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A: A cat-tastrophe.

 

Q: How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

A: Ten-tickles.

 

 

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Imma.

Person 2: Imma who?

Person 1: Imma gettin’ tired of waiting — let me in!

 

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Roach.

Person 2: Roach who?

Person 1: Roach you a letter. Didn’t you get it?

 

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Dishes.

Person 2: Dishes who?

Person 1: Dishes a nice place you’ve got here!

 

 

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

 

 

What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

 

 

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

 

 

What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.