What did the figure say 0 to 8?
– Beautiful belt!
His grandfather and grandson were arguing.
The nephew says:
– I have a lot of friends on Facebook that I have never met!
– In my time I called him imaginary friends …
Teacher to student:
– Why does your topic seem to be written by your father? It resembles his handwriting!
– Because I used his pen!
A grandfather tells his nephew:
– One day I was on a boat on the Nile in Egypt, watching quietly at the pyramids, when I was attacked by twenty-five huge crocodiles. I proved them all!
– But, grandfather, you told me this story last year and there were only ten crocodiles!
– Well, hm … you were too young to know the truth!
A cat approaches an aquarium and greedily looks at the fish inside. He stretches his paw to catch the fish. He sees it and, very scared, shouts:
– Woof woof! Then it starts to growl just like a dog.
The cat gets scared and runs away. The fish eats happily:
– How good that I learned a foreign language!
A kid enter into a bar:
Give me some hot milk wiht a little honey and cookies
What is fastest kid?
What has ears but cannot hear?
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– Dad hurts my tooth really bad.
– My dear, then we have to go to a dentist.
– As soon as I finish the job, but are you afraid?
– No, Dad. I’m not afraid of the dentist.
– Very well! You are very brave! To know that the dentist does nothing for you and you have to be brave!
– Dad, but if the dentist doesn’t do anything to me, then why should we go to him again?
One day he calls Craig’s father out:
– Sir, your son drew a fly on a bank, but it was very real. I tried to kill her and destroyed my fist.
– Ha ha ha …! Ma’am, this is a small thing compared to the crocodile he painted in the bathroom, which was so real that I was trying to get out through a door painted on the wall.
A kid tell to his friend:
Can you give me your phone?
Yes, of course
Good, let’s buy some gold for my online game.
The father, mother and child were at the table and eating.
– Daddy why did you marry your mother? Ask the child
– See darling, not even the child understands why.