Jokes for kids

 

What did the figure say 0 to 8?

– Beautiful belt!

 

Knock, knock jokes for kids

Knock, Knock

Who is there?

The kid who bring you pizza

Oh yes!

 

 

His grandfather and grandson were arguing.

The nephew says:

– I have a lot of friends on Facebook that I have never met!

Grandpa responds:

– In my time I called him imaginary friends …

 

Good jokes for kids

Teacher to student:

– Why does your topic seem to be written by your father? It resembles his handwriting!

student:

– Because I used his pen!

 

Funny jokes for kids

A grandfather tells his nephew:

– One day I was on a boat on the Nile in Egypt, watching quietly at the pyramids, when I was attacked by twenty-five huge crocodiles. I proved them all!

– But, grandfather, you told me this story last year and there were only ten crocodiles!

– Well, hm … you were too young to know the truth!

 

A cat approaches an aquarium and greedily looks at the fish inside. He stretches his paw to catch the fish. He sees it and, very scared, shouts:

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