– Beautiful belt!
Knock, knock jokes for kids
Who is there?
The kid who brings you pizza
The nephew says:
– I have a lot of friends on Facebook that I have never met!
– In my time, I called him imaginary friends …
Teacher to student:
– Why does your topic seem to be written by your father? It resembles his handwriting!
– Because I used his pen!
Funny jokes for kids
– One day, I was on a boat on the Nile in Egypt, watching quietly at the pyramids when I was attacked by twenty-five huge crocodiles. I proved them all!
– But grandfather, you told me this story last year and there were only ten crocodiles!
– Well, hm … you were too young to know the truth!
– Woof, woof! Then it starts to growl just like a dog.
– How good that I learned a foreign language!
Silly jokes for kids
Give me some hot milk with a little honey and cookies.
Best jokes for kids
– My dear, then we have to go to a dentist’s.
– As soon as I finish the job, but are you afraid?
– No, Dad. I’m not afraid of the dentist.
– Very well! You are very brave! To know that the dentist does nothing for you and you have to be brave!
– Dad, but if the dentist doesn’t do anything to me, then why should we go to him again?
– Sir, your son, drew a fly on a bank, but it was genuine. I tried to kill her and destroyed my fist.
– Ha, ha! Ma’am, this is a small thing compared to the crocodile he painted in the bathroom, which was so real that I was trying to get out through a door painted on the wall.
Can you give me your phone?
Yes, of course
Good, let’s buy some gold for my online game.
– Daddy, why did you marry your mother? Ask the child
– See, darling, not even the child understands why.
Although it may seem meaningless, humor should not be missed from the perfect day menu. No matter what age we have, we need jokes.
– No, daddy.
– That’s what I want, you be brave. Know that the dentist does nothing!
– If so, what’s the point of bothering him?
– Then please do not punish me because I did not write my theme for today.
– See, even the child does not understand why.
Learn to say kid jokes and teach your children to be open and have a sense of humor developed