Music puns

What is the distinction between a fish and a piano?

You play a fish

 

What did the guitarist do when his friend told him to turn his amplifier on?

A boxer!

 

How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a music band

 

What’s the first thing a pianis says at work?

“Would you like fries with that?”

 

What’s brown and sitting on a guitar bench?

Beethoven’s last movement.

 

What concert costs 15 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nelly

 

How do you make a band music?

You find it in your friends circle

 

Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?

Because she broke the record of music.

 

What do yousay a beautiful men on a trumpet?

A trump.

 

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

 

Musicians?

Oh yeah, we think outside the box.

 

What do you call a pianist who throws his garbage?

An artist

 

My neighbors are listening to great music.

Because their are close to me

 

What do you call a singing laptop?

A Samsung.

 

Why can’t skeletons play church music?

Because they a special piano bones

 

Why did the guitarist get fired as a musicianr?

He was shredding the music

 

1. Two robots landed in a church at a funeral. Being accustomed to a hectic and noisy life on their planet and hearing in the church that the priest began to say the job and to sing prayers, they began to dance. Suddenly, one of them says “Brother, what kind of music they have here.”

2. What are the handles? The songs where you go from the bottom, you mourn and throw with the money.
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