Good joke makes…good music
It is always said that tone makes music, and it is a totally true statement. But far from us the thought of discussing this expression, so we chose something that we really enjoy: laughter. Therefore, if you also like to laugh, and you still love music, you will love these music jokes.
You play a fish
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a music band
“Would you like fries with that?”
Beethoven’s last movement.
Funny music puns
Because he also knows how to dance.
50 Cent featuring Nelly
You find it in your friend’s circle.
Because she broke the record of music.
Classical music puns
All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Oh yeah, we think outside the box.
He signs or plays music at every party in your town.
Because they are close to me
But life it’s music!
A bad music make you think
Because they are used to scream.
So, how sing now?
Because they a particular piano bones
He was shredding the music.
– Heavy Metal.
-That doesn’t even deserve to be included in music jokes. Everyone knows that one is needed! He only cares about the light bulb, because everyone revolves around him.
-You get tired of a musician at some point …
-Put a score in front of him.
-When he takes a wife with two jobs, he quits his job and stays at home and reads music jokes.
-You make him pay for his food after all the food you said only jokes with music.
-Who was so beaten in the head that he was able to sing? These rockets are embarrassing…
-No one was so stupid as to tell him that he can’t sing
– What is the difference between terrorists and singers in Romania?
– Terrorists are known to everyone.
– They’ve all been dead for a while.
– About 5 decibels.
– Maximum 5 kilograms.
– And now he doesn’t sing?
– No, because the animal protection intervened and said that the lions don’t like some music jokes …
-Did you ask for anything from Beethoven?
-No, my brother, I asked for some pork and pork neck, but I still have patience.