Music puns

What is the distinction between a fish and a piano?

You play a fish


What did the guitarist do when his friend told him to turn his amplifier on?

A boxer!


Music puns for people who love music

How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a music band


What’s the first thing a pianis says at work?

“Would you like fries with that?”



What’s brown and sitting on a guitar bench?

Beethoven’s last movement.


Why Micheal Jackson it’s the best singer?

Because he know also how to dance.


What concert costs 15 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nelly


How do you make a band music?

You find it in your friends circle


Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?

Because she broke the record of music.


What do yousay a beautiful men on a trumpet?

A trump.


Classical music puns

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”



Oh yeah, we think outside the box.


What do you call a pianist who throws his garbage?

An artist


How do you recognize a unemployed man?

He sign or play the music at every party in your town.