What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.
What’s the first thing a musician says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?”
What’s brown and sitting on a piano bench?
Beethoven’s last movement.
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the Bach’s.
What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere?
Litterachi.
What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
Limp Bizkit.
- My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter?
He was shredding the floor.