What is the distinction between a fish and a piano?
You play a fish
What did the guitarist do when his friend told him to turn his amplifier on?
A boxer!
Music puns for people who love music
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a music band
What’s the first thing a pianist says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?”
What’s brown and sitting on a guitar bench?
Beethoven’s last movement.
Funny music puns
Why Micheal Jackson it’s the best singer?
Because he also knows how to dance.
What concert costs 15 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nelly
How do you make band music?
You find it in your friend’s circle.
Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record of music.
What do you say, a beautiful man on trumpet?
A trump.
Classical music puns
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the box.
What do you call a pianist who throws his garbage?
An artist
How do you recognize an unemployed man?
He signs or plays music at every party in your town.
My neighbors are listening to great music.
Because they are close to me
Country music it’s best because it’s from our country…
Rock and pop music are different because they don’t have the same bits.
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The music it’s my life, some people say.
But life it’s music!
A bad music make you think
What it’s my favorite musical note?
Sol key
Why a woman can sing higher than a man?
Because they are used to scream.
Best music puns to tell at a concert:
So, how sing now?
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Samsung.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they a particular piano bones
Why did the guitarist get fired as musicians?
He was shredding the music.
Two robots landed in a church at a funeral. Being accustomed to a hectic and noisy life on their planet and hearing in the church that the priest began to say the job and sing prayers, they began to dance.
Suddenly, one of them says, “Brother, what kind of music they have here.” The songs where you go from the bottom, you mourn and throw with the money.