What is the distinction between a fish and a piano?
You play a fish
What did the guitarist do when his friend told him to turn his amplifier on?
A boxer!
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a music band
What’s the first thing a pianis says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?”
What’s brown and sitting on a guitar bench?
Beethoven’s last movement.
What concert costs 15 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nelly
How do you make a band music?
You find it in your friends circle
Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record of music.
What do yousay a beautiful men on a trumpet?
A trump.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the box.
What do you call a pianist who throws his garbage?
An artist
My neighbors are listening to great music.
Because their are close to me
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Samsung.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they a special piano bones
Why did the guitarist get fired as a musicianr?
He was shredding the music
2. What are the handles? The songs where you go from the bottom, you mourn and throw with the money.