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Music puns

 

What is the distinction between a fish and a piano?

You play a fish

 

What did the guitarist do when his friend told him to turn his amplifier on?

A boxer!

 

How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a music band

 

What’s the first thing a pianis says at work?

“Would you like fries with that?”

 

 

What’s brown and sitting on a guitar bench?

Beethoven’s last movement.

 

Why Micheal Jackson it’s the best singer?

Because he know also how to dance.

 

What concert costs 15 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nelly

 

How do you make a band music?

You find it in your friends circle

 

Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?

Because she broke the record of music.

 

What do yousay a beautiful men on a trumpet?

A trump.

 

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

 

Musicians?

Oh yeah, we think outside the box.

 

What do you call a pianist who throws his garbage?

An artist

 

How do you recognize a unemployed man?

He sign or play the music at every party in your town.

 

My neighbors are listening to great music.

Because their are close to me

 

Music it’s my life, some people say.

But life it’s music!

 

What it’s my favorite musical note?

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