Good joke makes…good music
It is always said that tone makes music, and it is a totally true statement. But far from us the thought of discussing this expression, so we chose something that we really enjoy: laughter. Therefore, if you also like to laugh, and you still love music, you will love these music jokes.
What did the guitarist do when his friend told him to turn his amplifier on?
A boxer!
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Music puns for people who love music
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a music band
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What’s the first thing a pianist says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?”
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What’s brown and sitting on a guitar bench?
Beethoven’s last movement.
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Funny music puns
Why Micheal Jackson it’s the best singer?
Because he also knows how to dance.
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What concert costs 15 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nelly
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How do you make band music?
You find it in your friend’s circle.
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Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record of music.
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What do you say, a beautiful man on trumpet?
A trump.
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Classical music puns
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
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Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the box.
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What do you call a pianist who throws his garbage?
An artist
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How do you recognize an unemployed man?
He signs or plays music at every party in your town.
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My neighbors are listening to great music.
Because they are close to me
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Country music it’s best because it’s from our country…
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Rock and pop music are different because they don’t have the same bits.
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A new collection of good jokes is here!
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The music it’s my life, some people say.
But life it’s music!
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A bad music make you think
What it’s my favorite musical note?
Sol key
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Why a woman can sing higher than a man?
Because they are used to scream.
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Best music puns to tell at a concert:
So, how sing now?
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What do you call a singing laptop?
A Samsung.
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Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they a particular piano bones
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Why did the guitarist get fired as musicians?
He was shredding the music.
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Two robots landed in a church at a funeral. Being accustomed to a hectic and noisy life on their planet and hearing in the church that the priest began to say the job and sing prayers, they began to dance.
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Suddenly, one of them says, “Brother, what kind of music they have here.” The songs where you go from the bottom, you mourn and throw with the money.
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– What style of music do scrap metal thieves prefer?
– Heavy Metal.
– Heavy Metal.
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-Do you know how many musicians you need to change a light bulb?
-That doesn’t even deserve to be included in music jokes. Everyone knows that one is needed! He only cares about the light bulb, because everyone revolves around him.
-That doesn’t even deserve to be included in music jokes. Everyone knows that one is needed! He only cares about the light bulb, because everyone revolves around him.
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-What is the difference between a pizza and a musician?
-You get tired of a musician at some point …
-You get tired of a musician at some point …
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-How do you make a musician stop playing?
-Put a score in front of him.
-Put a score in front of him.
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-How can a musician be a successful man?
-When he takes a wife with two jobs, he quits his job and stays at home and reads music jokes.
-When he takes a wife with two jobs, he quits his job and stays at home and reads music jokes.
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How do you drive a musician out of your house?
-You make him pay for his food after all the food you said only jokes with music.
-You make him pay for his food after all the food you said only jokes with music.
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Lucian Bute decides to reshape himself so he releases his first CD, although it was not the case. A critic asks the producers:
-Who was so beaten in the head that he was able to sing? These rockets are embarrassing…
-No one was so stupid as to tell him that he can’t sing
-Who was so beaten in the head that he was able to sing? These rockets are embarrassing…
-No one was so stupid as to tell him that he can’t sing
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Question:
– What is the difference between terrorists and singers in Romania?
Answer:
– Terrorists are known to everyone.
– What is the difference between terrorists and singers in Romania?
Answer:
– Terrorists are known to everyone.
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– What do all the great conductors have in common?
– They’ve all been dead for a while.
– They’ve all been dead for a while.
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– What is the difference between a jet plane and a soprano?
– About 5 decibels.
– About 5 decibels.
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– What’s the difference between a soprano and an elephant cub?
– Maximum 5 kilograms.
– Maximum 5 kilograms.
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– This singer has extraordinary courage! A few years ago she sang locked in a cage with lions
– And now he doesn’t sing?
– No, because the animal protection intervened and said that the lions don’t like some music jokes …
– And now he doesn’t sing?
– No, because the animal protection intervened and said that the lions don’t like some music jokes …
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In a select restaurant, a musician approaches a manelist’s table and asks him:
-Did you ask for anything from Beethoven?
-No, my brother, I asked for some pork and pork neck, but I still have patience.
-Did you ask for anything from Beethoven?
-No, my brother, I asked for some pork and pork neck, but I still have patience.
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Do you know why Ray Charles staggers back and forth when he sings? So as not to collide with Stevie Wonder, who swings left and right.
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Fuego is so valuable that he never gives money to carolers, but carolers give money to Fuego.
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Fuego is not part of humanity, humanity is part of Fuego.
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The man shoots the monkey, but Fuego shoots the monkey that adorns the tree.
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To look tough and no one laughs at him, Justin Bieber got a tattoo with Fuego.
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You play a fish