Kissing is the greatest thing in the world.

Why?

It releases the oxytocin hormone when you kiss someone due to its connection to feelings of attachment and intimacy.

Kissing someone has a lot of benefits, and I know you know them all.

But, also, there are moments when the kiss is not too great, or you don’t feel anything.

That’s why we are showing you the best jokes about kissing that will make you relate and want to kiss someone.

Let’s spice the thing up here.

kiss jokes

A kiss is the best way to cover a women’s mouth.

Funny kiss jokes

Jake to his friends:
– I just had my first kiss.
– Your mom doesn’t count, says one guy.
– Yes, but your mom counts.

A very good pick-up line and a good answer:
– Hey girl, I want to taste you.
Can I kiss your lips?
– Yes, but what lips?

That leaves a better memory than a kiss?
A wound.

When I was younger, I texted a boy I liked:
“I really want Kiss from you,” and I didn’t expect it, but the next day Brian gave me an album by Kiss Band.
Great!

The biggest step of a relationship isn’t the first kiss.
Instead, it’s the first fart.

When both of your first kiss, she suddenly puts her d**k on your hand.

 

funny kiss jokes

My friend: name something you practiced kissing when you were a kid.
Me: my fish, but he died the next day.

Most women kiss with their eyes closed, and that’s so hard to identify the rapist.

Best kiss jokes to share before you make a kiss

I was in a bar, and I went to the bathroom outside.
It was a couple kissing, but I stopped momentarily when she said:
“Dad, let’s go home. Tomorrow I have school.” I move forward.

Kiss a girl on her forehead, and you make her happy for a day.
Then, you kiss her on the other lips, and you will make her happy for the whole week.

How to kiss a girl?

You just stick your lips to her lips.

 

Why, when you kiss, have butterflies in your belly?

Because you feel real love

 

French kiss jokes

How do you begin to kiss a girl as a French?

You start with a kiss joke then you apply

 

When you feel like kissing a girl, just try to be close to her; if she responds, go for it.

 

What is a french kiss?

A kiss with your tongue in the other person’s mouth.
Oh, what is romantic?

 

How do you give a romantic kiss to a woman?

You take her on vacation and kiss her. You will see the difference.

 

We hope this kiss joke made you laugh.
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