Brunette jokes

What do you call a brunette in a pool?

A block spot


Question: What do you call a brunette in a room with many  blondes?

Answer: Invisible.


Question: Why did the brunette cross the road?

Answer:  No one knows. They were watching the blonde.


Question: How does a brunette turn on the light after sex?

Answer: She opens the car door.



“Aladin find a lamp and give to his girlfriend.

You are allowed one wish,”


“Make me a blonde.”


Funny brunette jokes

The genie waved his arms & replied, “You now have 1 beautifull house and all the blondes in the world have two house.”

Planning her wishes carefully, the brunette said, “For my second wish, give me an amazin man.”


“Okay,” the genie replied, waving his arms. “You now have one gorgeous man, and all the blondes have three.”


Why did the brunette have a bruised belly button?

Because she had a blond boyfriend.



Why don’t brunettes make good cattle ranchers?

Because they can’t keep their calves together.


Question: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

Answer: A hostage.


Question: Why are there so few good brunette jokes?

Answer: Because blondes would have to think them up.


What’s black & blue & brown and laying in a ditch?

A brunette who is told too many jokes about blonde