Brunette jokes

brunette-jokes

What do you call a brunette in a pool?

A block spot

 

Question: What do you call a brunette in a room with many  blondes?

Answer: Invisible.

 

Question: Why did the brunette cross the road?

Answer:  No one knows. They were watching the blonde.

 

Question: How does a brunette turn on the light after sex?

Answer: She opens the car door.

 

 

“Aladin find a lamp and give to his girlfriend.

You are allowed one wish,”

“Okay”

“Make me a blonde.”

 

Funny brunette jokes

The genie waved his arms & replied, “You now have 1 beautifull house and all the blondes in the world have two house.”

Planning her wishes carefully, the brunette said, “For my second wish, give me an amazin man.”

 

“Okay,” the genie replied, waving his arms. “You now have one gorgeous man, and all the blondes have three.”

 

Why did the brunette have a bruised belly button?

Because she had a blond boyfriend.

 

 

Why don’t brunettes make good cattle ranchers?

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