Brunette jokes

 

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

Invisible.

 

Why did the brunette cross the road?

No one knows. They were watching the blonde.

 

How does a brunette turn on the light after sex?

She opens the car door.

 

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation.

 

A brunette was jogging through the park when she found a magic lamp. She rubbed it, and of course a genie appeared out of nowhere.

“You are allowed three wishes,” the genie informed her. “But, I must warn you — anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.”

“Okay,” the brunette said warily. “Give me a nice house.”

The genie waved his arms and replied, “You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.”

Planning her wishes carefully, the brunette said, “For my second wish, give me a gorgeous man.”

“Okay,” the genie replied, waving his arms. “You now have one gorgeous man, and all the blondes have two.”

“Fine. For my last wish,” the brunette said craftily, “I want you to take that stick over there and beat me half to death.”

 

Why did the brunette have a bruised belly button?

Because she had a blond boyfriend.

 

Why don’t brunettes make good cattle ranchers?

Because they can’t keep their calves together.

 

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A hostage.

 

Why are there so few good brunette jokes?

Because blondes would have to think them up.

 

There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke. Three women signed up for the race — a Blonde, a Redhead, and a Brunette.

After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up onto the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled onto the beach in second place.

Nearly 4 hours later, the Brunette finally stumbled ashore and collapsed in front of the worried crowd. Several journalists surrounded her and asked why it had taken so long for her to finish the race.

“Well, I don’t want to sound like a sore loser,” she said. “But I’m pretty sure those two other girls were using their arms.”

 

Q. What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.

 

Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.

 

Q. What’s a brunette’s mating call?
A. “Has the blonde left yet? ”

 

Q. Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.

 

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

 

Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price

 

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.

 

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.

 

Why did the brunette take up jogging?

She wanted to hear heavy breathing.

 

How does a brunette know dinner is ready?

The smoke alarm goes off.

 

How are brunettes like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why are so many brunette jokes one-liners?

So blondes can remember them.

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Why are brunettes lousy detectives?

They blow every case.

 

How do you save a brunette from drowning?

Throw her an anchor.

 

How did the brunette treat her husband like a god?

Every meal was a burnt offering.

 

What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

An interpreter.

 

What do brunettes say when they pick their nose?

Grace.

 

How can you tell the brunette in the cow pasture?

She’s the one without a bell.

 

Q: What’s the only reason men prefer blondes?
A: Because brunettes aren’t as easy to get into bed.

 

There was a blonde and a brunette walking down the street and the brunette said oh look a dead bird and the blonde looks up.

Jokes about brunette womens

The brunettes consider themselves smarter than their blonde friends. It is true or not depends on each one of them, but we can say that the jokes about the brunettes and the blondes appear often. They are like two parts of a whole that complete each other. They describe the naïve and elegant blonde, and on the other hand the absolute opposite of a brunette. The jokes about them describe a spiritual humor. And in the general, all the jokes about brunettes contain participants of the opposite gender.

  • At a meeting after 20 years since graduation a blonde, a brunette and a red meet and start bragging. The red says “My husband gave me a mink fur that costs 20 thousand $”. The brunette says “Oh, that’s great!”. The blonde says “I got a Mercedes from my husband on our 30 years anniversary”, the brunette says “Oh, that’s great”. The other women ask the brunette what did she got from her husband. She says ” My husband sends me to the noble girls institute where they taught me how to conjugate the verb “not to drive”.
  • This is the prayer of a brunette: ‘ God, please give me the wisdom to understand my husband, love to give him, and forgiveness for him because if you give me stranght, I will lead him to his death.