Brunette jokes

brunette-jokes

What do you call a brunette in a pool?

A block spot

 

Question: What do you call a brunette in a room with many  blondes?

Answer: Invisible.

 

Question: Why did the brunette cross the road?

Answer:  No one knows. They were watching the blonde.

 

Question: How does a brunette turn on the light after sex?

Answer: She opens the car door.

 

“Aladin find a lamp and give to his girlfriend.

You are allowed one wish,”

“Okay”

“Make me a blonde.”

 

 

The genie waved his arms & replied, “You now have 1 beautifull house and all the blondes in the world have two house.”

Planning her wishes carefully, the brunette said, “For my second wish, give me an amazin man.”

 

“Okay,” the genie replied, waving his arms. “You now have one gorgeous man, and all the blondes have three.”

 

Why did the brunette have a bruised belly button?

Because she had a blond boyfriend.

 

Why don’t brunettes make good cattle ranchers?

Because they can’t keep their calves together.

 

Question: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

Answer: A hostage.

 

Question: Why are there so few good brunette jokes?

Answer: Because blondes would have to think them up.

 

What’s black & blue & brown and laying in a ditch?

A brunette who is told too many jokes about blonde

 

What’s a brunette’s mating call?

“Has the blonde left yet? ”

 

Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?

The hair from a buffalo is butt was more manageable.

 

Why is brunette considered an evil color?

When was the last time you saw blondes witch?

 

Who makes bras for brunettes?

Fisher-Price

 

Why are all brunettes have black hair?

It matches their eye browse.

 

Question: What do you call a brunette girl between two blondes?

Answer: Translator.

 

Why did the brunette take up jogging?

She wanted to hear heavy breathing.

 

 

How does a brunette know dinner is ready?

The smoke alarm goes off.

 

 

How are brunettes like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

 

Why are so many brunette jokes one-liners?

So blondes can remember them.

 

Why are brunettes lousy detectives?

They blow every case.

 

 

How do you save a brunette from drowning?

Throw her an anchor.

 

 

How did the brunette treat her husband like a god?

Every meal was a burnt offering.

 

 

What do brunettes say when they pick their nose?

Grace.

 

How can you tell the brunette in the cow pasture?

She’s the one without a bell.

 

 

QUESTION: What’s the only reason men prefer blondes?

ANSWER: Because brunettes aren’t as easy to get into bed.

 

QUESTION: How is a brunette named in a blonde room?

ANSWER: The invisible woman

 

A brunette sits on the edge of a road and says: 81, 81, 81. A blonde goes over there and hears the brunette.

– What does 81 mean? Ask the curious blonde.

 

“If you sit down on the white streak in the middle of the road,” said the brunette.

– The blonde sits in the center of the road, and a truck comes in speed and throws the blonde a few yards from the edge of the road.

– The brunette lights up a cigarette and says: 82, 82, 82

 

QUESTION: Why are brunettes so proud of hair color?

ANSWER: Because it fits well with the mustache.

 

A blonde and a brunette sit on a bench in the park.

“Look at a dead bird,” says the brunette.

-Where? The blonde says, looking in the sky.

 

Two brunettes went:

– Please, please, your shampoo!

– But you have one next to you …

-I know, but this is for dry hair, and I have wet hair.

 

QUESTION: Why do laughing ladies laugh when they hear a blonde bench?

ANSWER: Because I think it does not refer to them.

 

QUESTION: Why do not the blond men?

ANSWER: The mouth of the brunette.

 

QUESTION: If a blonde and a brunette jump off a block at the same time, which gets first down?

ANSWER: Answer: Brunette! Blonde gets lost.

 

QUESTION: Which women are the most faithful? Blonde, brunette or redhead?

ANSWER: Answer: The old ones?

 

QUESTION: Why do blondes be short?

ANSWER: To understand their brunettes.

 

QUESTION: Why did God create the brunettes?

ANSWER: Because ugly men do not feel abandoned

 

Girls, I’ll tell my husband how many times I’ve cheated on leave.

 

Brunette: What an idiot you are!

Reddot: -What courageous!

Blonde: – What memory!

 

What is the connection between UFOs and smart brunettes?

There is much talk about them, but no one has seen them!

 

There was a blonde and a brunette walking down the street and the brunette said oh look a dead bird and the blonde looks up.

 

What is the connection between UFOs and smart brunettes?

There is much talk about them, but no one has seen them!

There was a blonde and a brunette walking down the street and the brunette said oh look a dead bird and the blonde looks up.

Jokes about brunette womens

The brunettes consider themselves smarter than their blonde friends. It is true or not depends on each one of them, but we can say that the jokes about the brunettes and the blondes appear often. They are like two parts of a whole that complete each other. They describe the naïve and elegant blonde, and on the other hand the absolute opposite of a brunette. The jokes about them describe a spiritual humor. And in the general, all the jokes about brunettes contain participants of the opposite gender.

  • At a meeting after 20 years since graduation a blonde, a brunette and a red meet and start bragging. The red says “My husband gave me a mink fur that costs 20 thousand $”. The brunette says “Oh, that’s great!”. The blonde says “I got a Mercedes from my husband on our 30 years anniversary”, the brunette says “Oh, that’s great”. The other women ask the brunette what did she got from her husband. She says ” My husband sends me to the noble girls institute where they taught me how to conjugate the verb “not to drive”.
  • This is the prayer of a brunette: ‘ God, please give me the wisdom to understand my husband, love to give him, and forgiveness for him because if you give me stranght, I will lead him to his death.
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