Flirty pick up lines

Flirty-pick-up-lines
  1. I think your father is the famous Bin Laden. Why? Well, you’re a very sexy bomb!
  2. Kiss is the language of love, so why should we start a conversation?
  3. I did not believe in love at first glance until you entered the door.
  4. I like your pants. Do you think I can convince you to take them down?
  5. My magic watch says you’re not wearing lingerie now. Ah, are you still playing? It means it’s an hour before!
  6. Something’s wrong with my eyes. I just can not untie them from you.
  7. Have the stars already appeared? Ah, no, it’s just your eyes.
  8. Was your father a bitch? Looks like he stole the stars from the sky and hid them in your eyes.
  9. Your eyes are blue like the sea, and I am a lovable wreck.
  10. Did I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  11. I hope you took first aid lessons, because you were breathing.
  12. You are so sweet that I miss the masses!
  13. You know, these lips will not kiss alone!

If I were a napkin, would you put your number on it?

 

I don’t know why, but destiny made me come today at this time, at this time and in this place to meet you.

 

My future is very promising right now. You know why?

Not. I do not even know you.

Because I found my muse and I want you to guide my life.

 

Has anyone ever told you that you are dangerous?

Not. Why?

Because you’re the bomb.

 

I’m so hot that if you wanted to touch me I would burn you.

 

Do you believe in miracles?

Not.

Very good, because I want to show you how wonderful they are and that they can be your miracle.

 

If you were a flower I would like to water you every day and touch you.

I don’t know if it is from my glasses or you are so beautiful.

Hi! If I hindered and fell on you, do you think you could ever forgive me for that?

If you tell me your phone number I promise you will love me and I will love you, and we two will be the most beautiful couple you have ever seen.

If your mother and father saw me, would you think they would accept me in the family?

 

Hi! Excuse me for bothering you, but what’s your name? You seem very familiar to me.

Hi! My name is….

Very nice name, now I understand where I know you.

Where from?

You are on my heart list and I have been looking for you for a long time!

 

Hi! I know you probably don’t care, but I’m very sad and I would like to know if you can help me.

Hi! How can I help you?

All you have to do is put on your napkin your phone number and then offer it so I can wipe away my tears.

 

Hi! I have a new bench and I want to tell people to see what their reaction is.

Hi! Say, I’m listening to you!

Okay. Perfect! Tell me if you know the bank with the rabbit?

No, I don’t know.

I don’t know either, but I know for sure that I would like to go out for a coffee together.

 

I have a theory and it says that you, because you are such a beautiful woman, and because I am a man, we are made for each other and that we fit together.

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