He and she were sitting on the lake, the sky was clear and I started to talk.
She: What is romantic is that the two of us have been together for so long. Give me a compliment to show me how much you love me!
He: Do you really have to ?! You know I don’t like this.
She: Try, even if you have a neuron and that tired one I know you can make a compliment.
He: You’re so beautiful that if you go through my face, it would be impossible not to notice you.
She: I mean, are they attractive and do you always see me?
He: If you think the 120kg makes you attractive, then yes.
She: What joke did you make!
He: Don’t you upset love. You are like Earth to me to me.
Funny love jokes
She: You mean precious and essential?
He: I was thinking more about the sea and the priceless people.
The wife returns from shopping and tells her husband:
– I have two news for you:
The bad: I’ve spent all your money.