No offense: racist jokes, but funny
– Guys, today I have bad news and good news for you. Which do I say first?
– That’s good! The detainees in the choir respond.
– So … today you change clothes!
Great joy among the prisoners, but the bad news immediately appears:
– Between you!
– Today, you will take a bath …
Joy to the top …
– In the pool with sulfuric acid!
– Isaac: One kg and 8 hundred grams …
– Jacob: One kg and 9 hundred grams …
– Moses: Three kg and 1 hundred grams!
Mirat, the SS officer raises his eyes, draws his friend by the jaw, the prisoner whispering admiringly:
– Ma… chubby!
Funny racist jokes
A: Cozonac does not scratch at the oven door…
A: Initially, they were designed with 10, but then it was found that no Jew has more than 10 fingers on his hands…
Everybody travels quietly until they rested and met their physiological needs in a parking lot after eating. On the climb, the people started to insult and make a scandal. The driver of the bus, hearing the quarrel, told them:
– Please don’t cram! The greens closed to climb through the back, and the greens opened to the front.
Read also friendly offensive jokes, and you will have a fun day.
Correct answer: the black one, as the white wing can be Mexican.
-Don’t you mind, here you serve Hungarians?
-Surely! What do you want me to bring you?
-May a beer and crocodile 2 fresh Hungarian!
Asian racist jokes:
Ming Li can you give me a glass of water please?
Why not? I am an Asian, but only for $2, you can receive an orange juice.
I offer you $1,5 for this juice.
Give $1, and it’s yours!
A: Definitely a Mexican, because if it were American, the carol would have been “A beautiful fir tree!”
Indian racist jokes
Judge: White people, what do you have with me?
Indian: Who, me? The Asian is my brother …. my brother dies.
Jew racist jokes
-Yeah, it smells like burnt sugar!
-Mo, didn’t your mother have diabetes?
Funny racist jokes about mexicans
Because they are small people, but with a big heart.
I went to the bar to see what it was like, asked the bartender from there for a little rum, that I had no money from a big one, and he gave me p-this.
A white cop.
Panic.
Black man: No.
White guy: A black man.
Black man: And I know why it made it white.
A kinder egg with surprises.
A black child.
– Do you also serve mollusks?
– We serve all customers.
“Oh my god, how fast they multiply!” said a rat.
Who the hell turn off my light? Yelled the bartender.
To stay underground!
– The owner of the house.
Have you ever heard to come out of a “black hole”?
How do you handle the fact that you are blind?
Ok, I’m glad I am not black.
– Oh my God, I’ve never seen such a terrible suicide…
– In our country, the ladies are sitting on the chair, and young people like you are standing!
– In our country, boys like me sit around the fire, and ladies like you sit in the boiler, boiling!
A: Well … for example: knives, sticks, daggers, submachine guns, grenades!
However, lately, those racist jokes don’t seem to be spoken that often, because you can be accused, at best, of discrimination. That is why there are camps for those who appreciate some good racist jokes and those who challenge them.
Most racist jokes were invented: with jews, gypsies, Indians, blacks, and white people. In fact, fantasy has proven to be inexhaustible in terms of racist jokes, more or less successful. We also have a selection of the most popular racist jokes.
Why are you so white?
Because your jewelry is small, and they have to shine.