Food puns

 

What’s a fruit’s favorite celebrity

Melon Degeneres!

 

Tastemade food puns at a contest

Who want to eat all the hot peppers

 

What it’s the most favorite food?

Fries

 

If you eat healthy from restaurants, your food it’s just a pun.

 

What did Taylor Swift say to the melon?

Look what you made me dew!

 

What did the bread say to the butter?

You’re my butter half!

 

A carrot tell to a cucumber?

Look at me, I am so strong and big?

Really? I am used more than you in salads!

 

What do you say to a herb that’s running late at a meeting?

It’s about thyme!

 

Who a chinese make a food pun?

With love!

 

What it’ts the best food pun?

Foot pun!

 

Why some restaurants have the offer all you can eat?

Because they have a little menu

 

What do you call a good corn harvest?

Polenta to go around!

 

Food puns are said at a table because people don’t want to fall off the chair

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