What’s a fruit’s favorite celebrity
What did Taylor Swift say to the melon?
Look what you made me dew!
What did the bread say to the butter?
You’re my butter half!
What do you say to a herb that’s running late at a meeting?
It’s about thyme!
What do you call a good corn harvest?
Polenta to go around!
What do you call cheese that’s gone crazy?
Out of it’s rind!
How do eggs show affection?
They shower each other with quiches!
What do you call a spacey drink?
What makes lettuce so special?
Nothing, it’s just arugula vegetable!
Why did the girl quit her job at doughnut company?
She was fed up with the hole business until nothing left.
Why did the butcher work extra hours?
To make ends meat!
What do you call friends you meet at culinary course?
How do you make a milkshake?
Give it a good scare!
What kind of lettuce has killed the most people?
How do Italians say goodbye?
Pasta la vista, baby!
What happens when fruits die?
They get berried!
What did the hotdog say to the bun?
It was nice to meat you!
What’s a potato’s worst enemy?
It is a word of the people “To fuck you, neither does the food stick to you.”
Every time I come home, to my parents and grandparents, I have the same reception and the same questions. “You in town, what do you eat? You’re only the skin and the bone. You eat Tuesdays and Thursdays or you eat fried patience. ”