Food puns

What’s a fruit’s favorite celebrity

Melon Degeneres!

 

Tastemade food puns at a contest

Who want to eat all the hot peppers

 

What it’s the most favorite food?

Fries

 

If you eat healthy from restaurants, your food it’s just a pun.

 

What did Taylor Swift say to the melon?

Look what you made me dew!

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What did the bread say to the butter?

You’re my butter half!

 

A carrot tell to a cucumber?

Look at me, I am so strong and big?

Really? I am used more than you in salads!

 

What do you say to a herb that’s running late at a meeting?

It’s about thyme!

 

Who a chinese make a food pun?

With love!

 

What it’ts the best food pun?

Foot pun!

 

Why some restaurants have the offer all you can eat?

Because they have a little menu

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What do you call a good corn harvest?

Polenta to go around!

 

Food puns are said at a table because people don’t want to fall off the chair

 

What do you call cheese that’s gone crazy?

Out of it’s rind!

 

What I order at a restaurant?

A glass of water! Because is free…

 

Funny food puns

What a poor man eat from a luxury restaurant?

Steaks, seafood, salads and others. They are remains from people who buy them at a big price.

So, why you have to pay more at restaurant when you can eat for free.

 

How do eggs show affection?

They shower each other with quiches!

 

Why some peoples recycle they oils?

Because they can sell it almos the same price that they bought it.

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What do you call a spacey drink?

Absinth-minded!

 

Cute food puns

How a dinner look cute to eat?

With a lot of sauce!

 

What makes lettuce so special?

Nothing, it’s just arugula vegetable!

 

 

Why did the girl quit her job at doughnut company?

She was fed up with the hole business until nothing left.

 

The food it’s love, so the fat people are full of love?

 

Why did the butcher work extra hours?

To make ends meat!

 

 

What do you call friends you meet at culinary course?

Taste buds!

 

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A boy to his mom, can you cook me chicken wings?

Yes, if you fly from the house 2 hours for my silence.

 

How do you make a milkshake?

Give it a good scare!

 

Mexican food puns are represented by taco

 

What kind of lettuce has killed the most people?

Iceberg!

 

Star wars food puns

What it’s the favorite food of a jedi?

Kicking ass

 

How do Italians say goodbye?

Pasta la vista, baby!

 

What happens when fruits die?

They get berried!

 

What did the hotdog say to the bun?

It was nice to meat you!

 

What’s a potato’s worst enemy?

Darth Tater!

 

It is a word of the people “To fuck you, neither does the food stick to you.”

Every time I come home, to my parents and grandparents, I have the same reception and the same questions. “You in town, what do you eat? You’re only the skin and the bone. You eat Tuesdays and Thursdays or you eat fried patience. ”