Helen Keller jokes that she would laugh too
– What did Helen Keller ask Santa for childhood?
-Poliomyelitis! Otherwise, he had all the diseases.
-What were Helen Kellers’ favorite candies?
-Skittles. Even if he couldn’t see the rainbow, he could at least taste it.
-Why does Helen Keller never change a baby’s diaper?
– He could find it easier after the smell.
Best Helen Keller jokes
-Why was Helen Keller’s leg always wet?
-And her dog was blind.
-Have you heard the latest jokes Helen Keller?
– No problem, certainly not her.
-Did you know that her parents, to make her no longer upset because of jokes Helen Keller, built a dollhouse in her yard?
– Neither does she.
-Why does your husband always yell at her?
-Because you never listen to him.
-Who made the first Helen Keller jokes?
– Her parents, because they were trying to make her laugh.
-How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
– They put her in a round room and told her to stand in the corner!
-How did Helen Keller try to kill a bird that disturbed her when she was sleeping?
– He got angry and threw it off the rock behind the house
-How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
-A blind date!
Funny Helen Keller jokes
– Why is Helen Keller scratching her face?
– She was invited to an official dinner and tried to eat soup with a fork.
– Do you know how many Helen Keller jokes have been invented so far?
– If not, no problem, certainly not her.
-What was her favorite book?