1 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
2 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
3 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
4 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!
5 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
9 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
10 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
11 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
12 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
13 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
14 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
15 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
16 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
17 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
18 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
19 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
20 Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
21 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
22 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
23 Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
24 Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
25 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
26 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
27 Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
28 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
29 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
30 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
31 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
32 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
33 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
34 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
35 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
36 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
37 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
38 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
39 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
40 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
41 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
41 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
42 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
43 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
44 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?
45 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
46 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!
47 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!
48 Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
49 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
50 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
The best knock knock jokes!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rob
Rob who?
Robbers are chasing me,
open the door!
Knock Knock, Who’s There…
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me and I’ll love you forever!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie me home, my feet are tired!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dee
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toby
Toby who?
Toby or not to be-that is the question.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you open the door already?
Ha Ha Ha
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry nice to see you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
José
José who?
José can you see by the dawn’s early light?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to teach the world to sing!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry scary monster here to freak you out!
Ha Ha Ha
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, I’m coming in through the window!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next to you.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No they don’t, cowsgo moo.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt…
Moo!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kook!
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup…
ARRRRRRRRRR!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Avenue!
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come over and play.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
I hope you enjoyed these knock-knock jokes and I invite you to read jokes from other categories as well.
Some believe that the first ‘Knock-Knock’ jokes were written by Shakespeare. Nowadays, the knock knock jokes can be found all over the world, from Canada to South Africa. In France this kind of jokes are called ‘toc toc’, while in Africa ‘klop klop’.
The origin of these jokes is not known but it is confirmed that the first versions were written by Avon’s bard. Thus, in the second act of the third scene of Shakespeare’s ‘Mcbeth’, the guardian that stood by the castle’s gate was woken up by some strange sounds and compares the gate with the door that opens the way to hell.
More knock knock jokes can seem boring, but they aren’t. In order to understand this kind of jokes it’s necessary to think that these jokes are, above all, word games often used by the kids and teenagers to drawn attention to what they are about to say.
These are some knock knock jokes:
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Happiness”
“That’s impossible. Happiness doesn’t come knocking twice.”
Others would be:
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“The mother in law”
“Good God! Someone opened the coffin earlier.”
A man disturbed by the sound coming from his neighbor’s apartment goes to his door”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“You should change your mattress.”
*knock knock*
– Who’s there?
“Ya.”
– Ya who?
“Naah, I prefer Google.”
*knock knock*
– Who’s there?
“Woo.”
– Woo who?
“Don’t get too excited, it’s just a knock-knock joke.”
*knock knock*
– Who’s there?
“Aach.”
– Aach who?
“God bless you!”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Dave.”
“Dave who?”
Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The police. I’m afraid there’s been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
The Police
The Police who?
The Metropolitan Police. We’d like to ask you a few questions about a series of sexual attacks on young women in this area could you open the door for us please.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in already!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business who’s there.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
*Knock… Knock.*
“Who’s there?”
“Please let me out.. I don’t like this game anymore.”
“No.”
*Knock Knock*
“Who’s there?”
“Stan.”
“Stan who?”
“Stan back or I’ll shoot!”
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cow goes!
Cow goes who?
Cow goes moo. Not who!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
I am!
I am who?
You mean to say you don’t know who you are?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Aren’t you the one who messaged me yesterday?
Humor can be manifested in many forms, and jokes embody multiple forms, which turn them into humorless sources without limits. Depending on the humor tastes a person has, the attraction to a certain type of joke will be more obvious than in others.
Some of you prefer jokes with blonde, politicians, black humor or dry jokes that have been highlighted as a special category that people appreciate for their simplicity, but also for their unexpected content.
These are short, ingenious, but very funny jokes. Always a joke start with: “Knock knock”, and the answer is: “Who is there?” and after that continue with variations. This is good for kids, parents and all kind of people.
How stupid they may seem from a person’s point of view, they are considered funny by a much larger number of people. By their simplicity they are highlighted in a very fast way.
You want jokes with knock knock?
Okay, you’ll get the date. These jokes are used even in movies. They have an amazingly contagious effect. The majority of the jokes start with “Knock Knock,” and the answer “Who is there?” And from here the imagination is left to free, as the variants are unlimited.
Since we visit our friends at home and knock knock before we go in, one of them asks who is there and then a replica learned from this joke website will create a pleasant atmosphere before you enter the house. Knock Knock is a beating at a door to be open.
Knock knock jokes we hear everywhere, but how many of these are original? How much do you actually smile? This is because not all are good. We’ve been trying to offer child knock knock jokes to make it easier to understand. Children get very good at these jokes because they are simple.
When you have a day to laugh, do well and sit in front of your computer, laptop or cell and read these knock-kock jokes. You will be invested immediately.
We all know that joy comes through the simplest things, so we invite you to read on.