1 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
2 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
3 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
4 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!
5 Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
9 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
10 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
11 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A band.
What band?
Queen!
12 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
13 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
14 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
15 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
16 Knock, knock.