A dirty joke starts with a good story.
A: After five years, your job is still.
A: A tearjerker.
A: Even thoughts can lift them.
Dirty puns for those who want to laugh
– Girls, I have two news for you: one bad and one good. Which do you want me to start with?
– Hmm, say the good one dirty puns too…
– Tomorrow, at noon, we’ll give you carrots…
– Uraaaa! And what’s that bad?
– In the form of salad…
A: Darwin! Oh, Darwin!
– 5% return to the other side and fall asleep in the log until morning;
– 10% light a cigarette and then read some funny dirty jokes on the net;
– The remaining 85% get dressed and go home…
– Honey, I bought a state-of-the-art electronic watch.
– Why? Was the old clock not working well?
– Yes, but I’m tired of languages, now I want numbers too.
– Listen, how do you choose the evening of your thirty bedding to sleep with?
– Eh, simple, I do as my father taught me: I throw a bucket of cold water over them and I choose the one from which the most steam comes out!
– Okay, right away, but what do we do if someone comes in?
“Well, then where do I put it?”
– Shall I teach you? A little higher, what the hell!
-What happens to someone who only takes half a Viagra pill?
-No problem, it’s just that the first half is up, and the rest hangs…
Intrigued, the wife whispers to her husband:
– Honey, it’s past midnight, and young McGregor is still in the living room with our daughter. She sits on his knees and they haven’t even turned on the light since nightfall. Don’t you think you should step in?
– Know that I like lad! Save electricity and use a single chair instead of two to tell the girls a few squeaks.
– Ma’am, for pimples like this, please come to the pharmacy for an ointment to use!
– But what did you suffer, little parlor?
– I have no idea, last night I think it was an earthquake, after which I woke up hit by the tiles in the bathroom and I don’t know anything
Funny dirty jokes
A: They can wash their crack and sell it again.
A: It got stuck in a crack
A: A quarter pound of cheese
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper!
Why is the wine so cheap here?
Best dirty jokes
– Tell me what it’s like to be married.
– Terrible! I am not allowed to drink anything, I am not allowed to be late, and I cannot turn my head on the street after anything.
– I think you regret that you chose to marry.
– I would, but that’s not what I’m allowed to do.
He comes home with two cans of beer instead of one.
Jokes dirty for kids
– You are behind me with bad technology. With internet access, you can easily find your wife if you place an ad on the right sites.
The next day, he noticed that he received hundreds of responses to the announcement:
“Please be nice, take mine!”
How to misogynists the verb “to brake”.
She… comes and hits us.
Because I want to make a joke with you
Ha, ha, ha
Throw your clothes right now!