Dirty jokes

Why a dirty hand will not be hold by anyone? Because you prove that you really work.


Why womens prefer to make love with you using a condom? Because they want to get dirty.


How you tell if a person is a maniac about cleaning their house? You enter direct with your shoes in their house and you will see that they will scream!

A dirty joke start with a good story


A dirty jokes have to be clean in order to understand those who listen


If you want a dirty job, go to sewerage.

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Can you say to a woman that smell? Just try and tell us the result.

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Q: What is the difference between your wife & your job?

A: After five years, your job is still.


Q: What do you call a crying man while he is enjoying himself?

A: A tearjerker.


Q: Why are Penises the easiest things in the world?

A: Even thoughts can lift them.


Funny dirty jokes

Q: What is the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

A: A hook can wash its crack and sell it again.

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Q: Why didn’t the toilet paper get in the way?

A: It got stuck in a crack


Q: How do you name an anorexic woman with yeast infection?

A: A quarter pound of cheese


Q: How did King Burger get pregnant with the dairy queen?

A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper!


Dirty joke to say at a party

Why the wine is so cheap here?


Best dirty jokes

Two friends are talking.

– Tell me what it’s like to be married.

– Terrible! I am not allowed to drink anything, I am not allowed to be late and I am not allowed to turn my head on the street after anything.

– I think you regret that you chose to marry.

– I would, but that’s not what I’m allowed to do.

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How does a man look to you as he makes plans for the future?

He comes home with two cans of beer instead of one.


An exasperated man and the village of bachelor life, asks the help of friends on this issue. One day a friend advises him:

– You are behind me with bad technology. With internet access, you can easily find your wife if you place an ad on the right sites.


The man, with one last hope, follows the advice he received from his friend and posts an ad on a dating site with the following message: “30 year old man, who does not want to be a bachelor, very patient and loving. I’m looking for a wife! ”

The next day, he noticed that he received hundreds of responses to the announcement:

“Please be nice, take mine!”


Jokes dirty for kids

How to misogynise the verb “to brake”

I’m French

You’re French

He brakes

She … comes and hits us.


Why are you so dirty?

Because I want to make a joke with you

Ha, ha, ha

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