Cat puns

How cats will say if they are hungry?



How do you know if your cat is in heats about others cats?

Miau, miau, miau


How do you know if your cat is really like? Will rub to your leg and will say:

Miaaaauuu, Miaaauuu


Can you tell what cat things about you?

This is my servant


A cat puns is that when he looks in your eyes and wait from you to give some attention. If you don’t give he what want, will say “Miiiiiiau”


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Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?

A: Just kitten!



Q: What kind of sports car does a cat should drive?

A: A Furrari.



Q: What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer?

A: Glamourpuss.




Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?

A: Santa Claws!




Q: What do you call a cat that gets what it wants?

A: Purrr-suasive.


Q: What’s every cat’s favorite color?

A: Purrrrrrple!


Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror to see how beautiful is?


A: I am pawsitively gorgeous/


Question: Why don’t cats like shopping online?

Answer: They prefer a cat-alogues.


Question: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

Answer: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!


Question: What do you call a cat that likes to swim in sea and have eight legs ?

Answer: An octo-puss.


Question: Why did the cat join the NGO’s Red Cross?

Answer: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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