Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A: A Furrari.
Q: What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer?
A: Glamourpuss.
Q: What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?
A: The purrpatrator.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
A: Purrr-suasive.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Q: What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?
A: The purrpatrator.
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite color?
A: Purrrrrrple!
Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?
A: I am pawsitively gorgeous.
Q: What did the cat say when he went bankrupt?
A: I feel so paw!
Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They prefer a cat-alogues.
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!