Ham, Ham! Miau…
What are the best friends?
Miau, miau, miau
Do you have food for dogs?
Can you tell me what cat things about you?
This is my servant
A: Just kitten!
A: A Ferrari.
Tom, Betty, Whisky and Ham Ham
Funny cat puns
A: Santa Claws!
Best cat puns
Answer: They prefer catalogs.
Happy birthday Hello Kitty, let’s bring you a rat as a gift!
Answer: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
Answer: An octopus.
Answer: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Top cats puns
– Good son, let’s explain … Do you see those 4 cats? A notorious drunk, see eight!
– Dad, but there are only two …
– Does the black cat bring bad luck or not?
– It depends on who you are: human or mouse.
Because they stand in the gate of Heaven and always ask themselves: Do I enter? Not to enter?
– Bula, I translate into English: “The cat jumped into the water and drowned,” said the teacher.
– Very simple: “The cat jump in the pool, then ups, no more miau, miau.”
– May, I’m tired! Everyone in this country pulls the tail by the tail. I have already decided! I’m going abroad.
The dog says:
– May, the cat, I … as long as he goes with this, this … I stay.
– Let’s play hide and seek; if you find me do what you want with me, if you can’t find me, I’m in the closet.