Cat puns

Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?

A: Just kitten!

 

Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?

A: A Furrari.

 

 

Q: What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer?

A: Glamourpuss.

 

 

Q: What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?

A: The purrpatrator.

 

 

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?

A: Santa Claws!

 

 

Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?

A: Purrr-suasive.

 

 

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?

A: Santa Claws!

 

 

Q: What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?

A: The purrpatrator.

Q: What’s every cat’s favorite color?

A: Purrrrrrple!

 

 

Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?

A: I am pawsitively gorgeous.

 

 

Q: What did the cat say when he went bankrupt?

A: I feel so paw!

 

 

Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?

A: They prefer a cat-alogues.

 

 

Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

A: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!

 

 

 

Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

A: An octo-puss.

 

 

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!