Cat puns

How cats will say if they are hungry?

Miauuuuuuu.

 

A cat tell a pun to a dog:

Ham Ham! Miau…

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What you say about a group of cats?

That are the best friends.

 

How do you know if your cat is in heats about others cats?

Miau, miau, miau

 

How do you know if your cat is really like? Will rub to your leg and will say:

Miaaaauuu, Miaaauuu

 

A cat go to supermarket:

Do you have food for dogs?

 

Funny cat puns

Can you tell what cat things about you?

This is my servant

 

A cat puns is that when he looks in your eyes and wait from you to give some attention. If you don’t give he what want, will say “Miiiiiiau”

 

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Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?

A: Just kitten!

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Q: What kind of sports car does a cat should drive?

A: A Furrari.

 

Cat name puns

Tom, Betty, Whisky and Ham Ham

 

Q: What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer?

A: Glamourpuss.

 

Funny cat puns

 

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?

A: Santa Claws!

 

What it’s the best name pun cat?

Caty

 

Best cat puns

Q: What do you call a cat that gets what it wants?

A: Purrr-suasive.

 

Q: What’s every cat’s favorite color?

A: Purrrrrrple!

 

hello kitty cat puns

Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror to see how beautiful is?

 

A: I am pawsitively gorgeous/

 

Question: Why don’t cats like shopping online?

Answer: They prefer a cat-alogues.

 

Cat birthday puns to say to your friends

Happy birtday Hello Kitty, let’s bring you a rat as a gift!

 

Question: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

Answer: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!

 

Question: What do you call a cat that likes to swim in sea and have eight legs ?

Answer: An octo-puss.

 

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Question: Why did the cat join the NGO’s Red Cross?

Answer: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Top cats puns

Benches with animals are among the favorites of many, and when it comes to cat puns, their foreheads are automatically described. Although there are not many, those cat puns are really special, and the best proof you have in the ranks below.

 

– Dad, what does “notorious beet” mean?
– Good son, let’s explain … Do you see those 4 cats? A notorious betiv see 8!
– Dad, but there are only two …

 

Man’s best friend is the cat. She will never say “Why do you eat at night?” She will eat with you!

 

A listener calls and asks Radio Yerevan:
– Does the black cat bring bad luck or not?
– It depends on who you are: human or mouse.

 

Why do cats have 9 lives?
Because they stand in the gate of Heaven and always ask themselves: Do I enter? Not to enter?

 

At school:
– Bula, I translate into English: “The cat jumped into the water and drowned,” said the teacher.
– Very simple: “The cat tup tup in the pool, then glu, glu, glu, and ups, no more miau miau.”

 

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And the animals got a bit tired of the situation in the country … A cat and a dog meet on the street and talk to each other. It says cat:
– May, I’m tired! Everyone in this country pulls the tail by the tail. I have already decided! I’m going abroad.
The dog says:
– May, the cat, I … as long as he goes with this, this … I stay.

 

cat puns

 

A cat and a cat, bored, did not know what to do to kill their time. The cat comes with a proposal:
– Let’s play hide and seek; if you find me do what you want with me; if you can’t find me, I’m in the closet.

 

Bula tells friends: I one, I have a special respect for cats. I took my cat to another city, I left it in the trash bin, among the woods, with no possibility of survival. But he returned home. No screaming, no threats, no complaints to the police. Not like my mother-in-law!