A cat tells a pun to a dog:
Ham, Ham! Miau…
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What do you say about a group of cats?
What are the best friends?
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How do you know if your cat is in heats about other cats?
Miau, miau, miau
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How do you know if your cat is really like? Will rub to your leg and will say:
Miau, Miau
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A cat goes to the supermarket:
Do you have food for dogs?
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Funny cat puns
Can you tell me what cat things about you?
This is my servant
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A cat pun is when he looks in your eyes and waits for you to give some attention. If you don’t give him what I want, will say “Miau”
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Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
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Q: What kind of sports car does a cat should drive?
A: A Ferrari.
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Cat name puns
Tom, Betty, Whisky and Ham Ham
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Q: What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer?
A: Glamourpuss.
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Funny cat puns
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
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What it’s the best name pun, cat?
Caty
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Best cat puns
Q: What do you call a cat that gets what it wants?
A: Persuasive.
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Q: What’s every cat’s favorite color?
A: Purple!
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Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror to see how beautiful it is?
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A: I am positively gorgeous/
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Question: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
Answer: They prefer catalogs.
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Cat birthday puns to say to your friends
Happy birthday Hello Kitty, let’s bring you a rat as a gift!
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Question: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Answer: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
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Question: What do you call a cat that likes to swim in the sea and have eight legs?
Answer: An octopus.
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Question: Why did the cat join the NGO’s Red Cross?
Answer: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
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Top cats puns
Benches with animals are among the favorites of many. When it comes to cat puns, their foreheads are automatically described. Although there are not many, those cat puns are really special, and the best proof you have in the ranks below.
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– Dad, what does “notorious beet” mean?
– Good son, let’s explain … Do you see those 4 cats? A notorious drunk, see eight!
– Dad, but there are only two …
– Good son, let’s explain … Do you see those 4 cats? A notorious drunk, see eight!
– Dad, but there are only two …
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Man’s best friend is a cat. She will never say, “Why do you eat at night?” She will eat with you!
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A listener calls and asks Radio Yerevan:
– Does the black cat bring bad luck or not?
– It depends on who you are: human or mouse.
– Does the black cat bring bad luck or not?
– It depends on who you are: human or mouse.
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Why do cats have 9 lives?
Because they stand in the gate of Heaven and always ask themselves: Do I enter? Not to enter?
Because they stand in the gate of Heaven and always ask themselves: Do I enter? Not to enter?
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At school:
– Bula, I translate into English: “The cat jumped into the water and drowned,” said the teacher.
– Very simple: “The cat jump in the pool, then ups, no more miau, miau.”
– Bula, I translate into English: “The cat jumped into the water and drowned,” said the teacher.
– Very simple: “The cat jump in the pool, then ups, no more miau, miau.”
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And the animals got a bit tired of the country’s situation. A cat and a dog meet on the street and talk to each other. It says cat:
– May, I’m tired! Everyone in this country pulls the tail by the tail. I have already decided! I’m going abroad.
The dog says:
– May, the cat, I … as long as he goes with this, this … I stay.
– May, I’m tired! Everyone in this country pulls the tail by the tail. I have already decided! I’m going abroad.
The dog says:
– May, the cat, I … as long as he goes with this, this … I stay.
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A cat and a cat, bored, did not know what to do to kill their time. The cat comes with a proposal:
– Let’s play hide and seek; if you find me do what you want with me, if you can’t find me, I’m in the closet.
– Let’s play hide and seek; if you find me do what you want with me, if you can’t find me, I’m in the closet.
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Bula tells friends: I one, I have a special respect for cats. I took my cat to another city, I left it in the trash bin, among the woods, with no possibility of survival. But he returned home. No screaming, no threats, no complaints to the police. Not like my mother-in-law!
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Miau.