– My dear friend, how we can have a fun time today?
– Yes, let’s go to pool.
When they arrive their, jump immediately in the water and start to throw water on each other. A girl with the name.
S.Hans, a romantic guy, start a discussion with her about what she like to do.
Marlin, is a jealous and throw water on them.
Hans and Sandra get to know each other, so Hans invite her to go out of the pool, they hold hands under the Marlin eyes.
In short time Hans kiss Sandra on the cheek. Marlin go out of the pool and prepare to leave the place
So, the Hans and Sandra go to Marlin and tell him that was a joke and they know from the school and they want to see his face jealous
Marlin admit this hilarious joke and leave the place
Hand and Sandra continue to discuss about their passions
“Why didn’t you buy them at all?” Asks the driver.
“You see, I just like the chocolate they are covered in!”
A snowshoe smells: “Hm, funny, I smell carrots …”
Two men discuss their lives. One says: “I am getting married. I get sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and clothes. The other says, “Hey, I got divorced for the same reasons. ”
The astronaut’s last words: OMG guys, who’s gone? I have to open the window.
My brother went to jail. She didn’t take it very well. He yelled insults and
attacking everyone. He even threw his feces on the wall. I don’t think we’ll play Monopoly with him anymore.
One evening, a burglar wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and slammed a gun into his ribs. “Give me your money,” he asked. Scandalized, the man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a US parliamentarian!” In this case, the thief smiled, “Give me my money!”
I know that milk has many benefits and helps the body look good, but my dear, how much milk did you drink?
Usually, I do not meet the models so beautiful, but this is not the problem. Look at my phone!
You are like a tough shell, but the pearl inside is worth every effort.
If you agreed to be a part of my life, you would brighten my future!
I know you want to be alone on this bank, but I would also like to sit on this bank by yourself.
Don’t be upset, but I miss my lips extraordinarily and I would like to kiss them to heal!
You’re such a hot woman that my beer was hot!