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Is it true what I see?

Yes, but what do you mean?

For me, you are such a mirage, but you are perfect.


Are you the princess of stories?

Not. Why?

Because the other princesses are pale next to you.

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Are you a florist?

Not. Why?

Because your perfume charms me.


How is your life right now?

Is very beautiful.

Then I can be what you need for you to have an extraordinary life.


Do you believe in destiny?

Yes. Why?

Because I believe God has brought you to me this day, and I want to know if you want to be my wife.


If I were a soldier, you would be my favorite weapon.


  1. “- Does Google call you?”

“- Not. Why?”

“Because you have everything I’m looking for.”


  1. “Do you have a twin sister?”

“- Not. Why?”

“- It means you are the most beautiful woman in the world.”


  1. “You look like my first wife.”

“How many times have you been married?”


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  1. “” What has 42 teeth and keeps the Unbelievable Hulk closed? “

“- I do not know what?”

“My Prehab.” : P


  1. “How is your life?”

“- Hi, yours?”

“” I’m talking to her right now. ”


  1. “Do you believe in love at first glance?”

“- No why?”

You disappear a few seconds after you come back: “- But in love at second sight?”


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  1. “How hard is a polar bear?”

“I do not know, how hard?”

“- Hard enough to break the ice. My name is …”


  1. “Do you know why Satan is jealous of you?”

“- No why?”

“Because you’re hotter than hell.”


  1. “Are you an angel?”

“- Not.” : |

“- No, but I’m allergic to feathers.”


10. I’m a snowflake, and I’m drowning after you!


11. Dear, I bet you were born during the storm because you look like a tragedy.


12. I know someone who likes you very much. And if I was not so shy, I’d tell you exactly who it is.

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13. Are you faithful? I give it because it seems you are the answer to all my prayers.

14. Can you tell me where I need to go to get to your heart?


15. I bet you just got out of the oven because you’re hot!


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I’m sorry to bother you, but I noticed that you didn’t notice me.

Look at me and take me home with you. Now that I have appeared, you have 2 more desires.


Although I had a bad day, your smile makes me forget about problems and stress.

Hey, you! To know that I would like to call the police because it is illegal to look so good!


Why is such a beautiful girl talking to an idiot like me?

God, how glad I am that I am not blind and that I can see you!


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What would it be like to give your mother a little surprise and tell her that you are not going home tonight?


You don’t mind, but do you have a phone number because I lost mine?

Hey! I recently moved to this area and have not yet learned how to get home.

I would like to know if we have a mutual friend that will make us be together.


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You can also loan me your phone for 1 minute. I need to call.

She: Why don’t you?


No, I don’t, but I want to tell my mom that I found the ideal girl.

Excuse me, your skirt is out of space? Because this ass is from another planet.