Funny pick up lines for girls and boys
Listen, I want to propose an agreement between the two of us.
I am the one who will prepare your dinner tonight, but only on the condition that you cook my breakfast tomorrow morning!
Cheesy pickupline
Since you appeared on the beach, I think I’m spending my vacation on the Sexy Sea, not the Black Sea!
Although I’m usually pretty good at cheesy pickup lines, now I feel that’s not the case for them because you’re so beautiful that even the sun was ashamed and preferred to hide among us.
Excuse me for wearing sunglasses when talking to you, but your beauty blinds me.
Funny pick up lines for him
I just came out of the sea and swam for a good hour.
And I think I swallowed too much salt water…
So do you mind if I stay with you because I feel very sweet…
Hey, what do you think about suggesting we go upstairs to my bedroom?
You may have many pleasant surprises there, which I can’t wait to discover. Even the Harry Potter wand is over there…
I know it seems like just one of the many funny pick-up lines, but I really wish I could be your beach lotion because I could touch you everywhere.
Sorry, can you give me your Tinder account?
Because I have to give you a big Like!
Funny pick up lines for her
Be the best version of yourself: help people in need, and take me home with you!
After trying to relate to some girls with their noses up, I gave up.
But you came in, and at this moment, I can only say that I am very happy that I am not blind.
I’m not drunk. You just made me dizzy.
Tell me if it’s not one of the cheesy pickup lines?
What do you think: do we talk directly or continue to flirt from a distance?
Funny Tinder pick up lines
Honestly, my brain hasn’t functioned normally since I saw you. So if I kiss you, it’s just the abnormal reaction you produced!
I feel like you’re a person who appreciates some funny Tinder pick up lines. I just used one. What did you think?
I’ve been sitting on Tinder for a while and looking at you.
I must admit that you look like someone who kisses you very well.
Was I wrong, or do I have to look for other funny pick up lines about you?
We all want a relationship detached from stories, or maybe just a simple summer adventure, as they say.
But, whatever your reason, you need a message that will get you the attention of the person you want to get attention.
And, as everyone is usually looking for partners with a good sense of humor, we have prepared some funny pick-up lines for you.
You can also try them because they will help you be much better seen by your potential partner.