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Bad pick up lines

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If I were an emo and a blade, I would use you every time.

 

If I had bluethout, I would connect to your device every day.

I’m a whale savior. Wouldn’t you like to save yourself?

 

If you were a violin, I’d break your strings.

You are so beautiful that it was going to hurt my face when I saw you.

 

 

If you marry me, I delete all the mistresses from the phone, but the wife remains.

You are like a flower that needs moisture and love.

 

Even if you don’t have time, I have unlimited minutes for you.

 

If you cannot measure eternity, I would like to measure it in moments spent with you.

 

I’m a gamer, but you would be my favorite game.

 

You’re like a sunbeam that burns if you don’t protect yourself.

 

Do you mind if you keep my hand as long as I do a walk through the park?

 

I came closer to you. What are your two other desires?

 

Someone just pulled a wind. Let’s get it out of here.

 

Hello, do you want to see what a beautiful ceiling I have at home?

 

Do you have something Italian in you? Do not you want to have?

 

What is a sexy woman looking like you in a crazy mind like mine?

 

Will you give me some coins? I promised my mother that I call her when I fall in love.

 

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