Bad pick up lines

If I were emo and a blade, I would use you every time. You are so bad.

 

If I had bluethroat, I would connect to your device every day.

I’m a whale savior. Wouldn’t you like to save yourself?

 

If you were a violin, I’d break your strings.

You are so beautiful that it was going to hurt my face when I saw you.

 

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Really bad pick up lines

If you marry me, I delete all the mistresses from the phone, but the wife remains.

You are like a flower that needs moisture and love.

 

Even if you don’t have time, I have unlimited minutes for you.

 

If you cannot measure eternity, I would like to measure it in moments spent with you.

 

I’m a gamer, but you would be my favorite game on hard nights.

 

I want you so bad that I forgot my pick up lines…

 

You’re like a sunbeam that burns if you don’t protect yourself.

 

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Do you mind if you keep my hand as long as I do a walk through the park?

 

Bad pick up lines for girls or guys

I came closer to you. What are your two other desires?

 

Someone just pulled a wind. Let’s get it out of here.

 

Hello, do you want to see what a beautiful ceiling I have at home?

 

Do you have something Italian in you? Do you not want to have?

 

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What is a nice woman looking like you in a crazy mind like mine?

 

Will you give me some coins? I promised my mother that I call her when I fall in love. Ha, ha, ha, you are so bad.

 

Do you have a map for you? I think I was lost in your eyes.

 

I think your dad is a terrorist because you are a bomb.

 

This pick up line you can use in a bar

 

Tell me now if you want to be with me, so I will not waste 500 thousand drinks.

 

God, I’m glad I’m not blind!

 

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Are you as cool as all the boys say?

 

Bad men enter into a bar and give a girl this pick up line.

Are you a surgeon? That you got my heart out

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Are you sure we have not met in previous lives?

If you were a napkin, I wouldn’t wipe your nose with you because you were too beautiful.

If God sent an angel to earth, then why didn’t you come to me ?!

 

You are so beautiful that when you smile, all the ugly faint of envy.

I don’t have much to offer, but I hope my heart might interest you.

 

I’m a shy guy, but for you, I got my heart in my teeth to come, and I can tell you I like you!

I live a life so good that I can compare it with a cake, but the cherry on the cake is missing, and I would like to know if you want to be my cherry?

 

Bad pick up line to use in marriage

 

Hi! I am married, I have 2 children, a cool wife, I earn over $ 10,000 a month, and drive an expensive car!

Hi! Who are you, and why do you think I’m interested in things in your life!

 

We do not know each other. I just wanted to praise myself, and if you are interested in the post of mistress, please submit a CV.

 

You are so beautiful that you radiate when you enter a room, but please do not brush your teeth so often because they are like headlights from the car.

 

How is a human body can so many kgs of pure and divine beauty be?

 

Hi! I am a lion, and I would like to know if you can be my lioness and lead the jungle together.

 

Easy to tell bad pick up lines

When it comes to the “first step” in a relationship, it all starts with a good reply. However, not everyone “has the words”, so there are often funny or even embarrassing hanging lines. That’s why we have a selection of hanging lines for you, and it’s up to you whether you put them in the “no” category, or some of them even seem inspired.

 

Bad pick up line to use on Tinder

-Hi! I know someone who finds you very beautiful. If I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who…
-You’re so beautiful… You can show me the way… to your heart
-Do you have a map?
[No, why?]
Because I just got lost in your eyes, and I don’t know how to get back!
-It is said that your home is usually where your heart is. It means that, in fact, my house is in you.
– You’re definitely a witch. Every time I look at you, the other women disappear.

 

A bad pick up lines easy to tell

– Can I buy you a drink, or should I give you the money?
-Don’t be so pretentious … I wasn’t there when I chose you either!

– Good morning, what do you want for breakfast?
– You may not be the most beautiful in the room, but your beauty is as far away as the switch.
– My love for you feels like I’m upset in my stomach.

-If I asked you if you wanted to have love with me, would you answer the same question?
-You have a very beautiful dress in the evening, but you know, we were both born naked.

 

bad pick up lines

 

Bad pick up guy

-Oh, you, your face is so hot! Do you want to see mine?
– Oh, what a cute puppy. Does he have a phone number?

-Miss, you’re nicer than chicken legs, and I love chicken legs! Ohhh… you are so bad.

 

-You know, I just forgot my phone number. Can you give me yours?
-What beautiful pants you’re wearing tonight. Can I try on their zipper to see if it’s broken?
-I recently lost my virginity… Can I have yours?
-Can I borrow your phone?
[Why?] Because I promised my girlfriend, I’d call her when I found someone better…
-Fat rate!
[Here you go?]

 

really bad pick up lines

 

Nothing, I was just trying to start a conversation with you, and I said the first two words that came to my mind…

 

-You’ve been in my head for so long that I should ask you for rent! But I won’t do it if you give me a kiss instead!
-Listen, have you ever wondered how many kilograms a polar bear weighs? [I don’t know how much?]
Enough to break the ice.

 

-I notice you like me, but do you think I like you?
– Oh, what a nice shirt … can I borrow it and give it to you tomorrow morning, after we wake up in the bath?

 

-Nice shoes! Do you want to have love?
-Your father is definitely a terrorist. [Why are you so bad?]
Because you’re a real bomb tonight!