Nerdy pick up lines

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What not to do when trying to grab a girl?

Top 5 nerdy pick up lines

I know for sure that at least once you tried to grab a girl. Here are some things you should do and should not do.

  1. Write grammatically correctly because a serious face will not be amused if you write a grammatical and wrong answer.
  2. If the girl answers you monosyllabically, do not write novels.
  3. Try not to overdo it and don’t give too many messages. If he does not respond from the first or second time, give up.
  4. Don’t be a stalker! It is the stupidest thing to like in all the pictures of the girl. Giving likes to all the pictures will seem extremely dubious.

5. Do not send pictures unless asked to do so.

 

  1. You are so hot, you are increasing my sperm count.
  2. After seeing you my electrons move up to excited state.
  3. I’m a scientist and I always do periodically on table.
  4. Are you Florine, Iodine, Neon, Arsenic and Sulfur? Cause you have FINe AsS!
  5. I’ll call you Beryllium and Barium cause you are a BaBe.
  6. If I was a Super Hero, I’d telepath you to my bedroom.
  7. Baby I’m your Super man and I’ll take you out of this world.
  8. The heat among us is more than a exothermic reaction.
  9. I can’t keep my retina off you.
  10. Hi I’m Adenine I want to pair with U.
  11. Evaporation causes cooling, it’ll help you when I’ll make you sweat.
  12. Honey you’ll need some aerobic respiration tonight.

If I were a teacher I would listen to you only and I would fall on you.

I would like to teach you a lot about chemistry, physics and biology, but I think I could show you more if you go home.

For the biology exam I would like to prepare together practicing in the bedroom.

I don’t want to learn many languages, because I’m just happy with yours.

I do not know what country you are from nor what language I must learn to understand each other, but I would like to know how to say “I love you on your language!”

You are so beautiful that my glasses have faded as soon as I saw you.

 

– Do you know what a cryogenic rose is and how it differs?

–              Not.

– The cryogenic rose is resistant to 25 years, but my love is eternal.

 

– Hey, can you help me with a problem?

–              Yes, tell me!

– I’m extremely rushed and I don’t think I’ll ever find what I’m looking for.

–              What are you looking for?

– My mother said she would leave me a fortune of $ 1,000,000 if I brought home a beautiful girl to make her grandchildren.

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