One evening, after dinner, Bill and his 16-year-old son sit on the couch and start talking about women.
Bill: – Son, it’s time to tell you something about how to date a woman.
Son: – Good father, but what do you want to tell me?
Bill: – I will share with you, the famous replica with which I hung your mother.
Son: – Tell me how, you really made me curious!
Bill: – I saw her on a bank, I went to her full of attitude and I told her
“Sorry to bother, but I lost and do not know how to reach the destination!
Where should you go, she told me.
My answer was: I have to get to your heart and I don’t know how. ”
Son: – Very nice father!
Bill: – It was really my son, I hope it works for you too!
Son: – But dad, now that I think about it, I thought my mom married you because you came out of a Lamborghini when you met and because you inherited a fortune. I at least hear that she is always shouting through the house and that she says she better marry a poor man.
1. If you are a triangle, you would be acute.
2. Does the left eye have injured? Because you looked good all day.
3. My feet are getting cold … because you beat my socks.
4. Wow, when the god made you look.
5. If beauty was time, you would be eternally.
6. Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I really feel a bond.
7. If the eyes could kill, it would be a weapon of mass destruction. This a great cheesy pick up line!
8. Do you have a tan, or do you always look so hot?
9. Can I go home? Because I want to know you better!
11. Are you a room? Because every time you look at yourself, I smile.