Bone puns

How you can touch a friend?

With a bone

 

How is made a bone?

From love

 

A bone tell to another bone a pun:

Scrrrttt…

 

Who is Humerus?

A great philosopher

No, it’s your bone

 

A skeleton go to a doctor with a problem

  • Doctor my bones are getting old, what I have to do?
  • Take some Calcium and vitamin D, this will help your bones

 

Can you tell me what is the biggest bone in your body?

No, that bone…

Is femur

How do you say when a skeleton is having a great time?

An osteoblast.

 

Why does a skeleton don’t lie?

He don’t speak.

 

Why skeleton is the best at fight?

He had a bone to in his hand.

 

What’s the best part of a skeleton?

The head.

 

How do you say a funny bone?

A humerus.

 

Why was the skeleton not inteligent?

He has a small skull

 

Why was the skeleton so angry?

Because he don’t have head.

 

Why are bones so good?

Because their are strong

 

Where do you imprison a new skeleton?

A hand cage.

 

Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get drunk?

Because they don’t drink

 

Did you hear about the skeleton that was traped?

He escaped.

 

How do you know if a femur finds you funny?

It starts now

 

Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argue?

They don’t have a hand to stand on.

 

Question: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

Answer: No body

 

Question: When does a skeleton laugh?

Answer: When something tickles his funny bone.

 

Question: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween?

Answer: It had no body to dance with.

 

Question: What type of art do skeletons like?

Answer: Skull tures

 

Question: What did the skeleton say when his mom say

How do you say when a skeleton is having a great time?

An osteoblast.

 

Why does a skeleton don’t lie?

He don’t speak.

 

Why skeleton is the best at fight?

He had a bone to in his hand.

 

What’s the best part of a skeleton?

The head.

 

How do you say a funny bone?

A humerus.

 

Why was the skeleton not inteligent?

He has a small skull

 

Why was the skeleton so angry?

Because he don’t have head.

 

Why are bones so good?

Because their are strong

 

Where do you imprison a new skeleton?

A hand cage.

 

Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get drunk?

Because they don’t drink

 

Did you hear about the skeleton that was traped?

He escaped.

 

What do you say when at a dinner?

Bone appetit!

 

How do you know if a femur finds you funny?

It starts now

 

Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argue?

They don’t have a hand to stand on.

 

Question: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

Answer: No body

 

Question: What type of art do skeletons like?

Answer: Skull tures

 

Question: What did the skeleton say when his mother told a lie?

Answer: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you.

 

Question: What did the skeleton say while riding his Chuck Norris motorcycle?

Answer: I’m bone to be free!

 

Question: Why didn’t the skeleton dance?

Answer: He had no body to dance

 

Question: What do you give a skeleton for Valentine’s day?

Answer: A new bone

 

Question: Who was the best skeleton detective?

Answer: Sherlock Bones.

 

Question: What instrument do skeletons play?

Answer: John-BONE.

 

Question: What does a bone skeleton say at a restaurant?

Answer: Ribs!!!

 

Question: When does a skeleton laugh?

Answer: When something tickles his funny bone.

 

Question: Why didn’t the skeleton eat the restaurant food?

Answer: Because he didn’t have the belly for it!

 

Question: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Answer: He didn’t have the balls told a lie?

Answer: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you.

 

Question: Who was the most famous French skeleton?

Answer: Napoleon bone-apart

 

Question: When does a skeleton laugh?

Answer: When something tickles his funny bone.

 

Question: Why didn’t the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?

Answer: Because he didn’t have the stomach for it!

 

Question: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Answer: He didn’t have the guts.

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