Bone puns

What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?

An osteoblast.

 

Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?

He wants tibia honest.

 

Why did the skeleton start a fight?

He had a bone to pick.

 

What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?

The hip.

 

What do you call a funny bone?

A humerus.

 

Why was the skeleton stupid?

He was a numskull.

 

Why was the skeleton so lonely?

He had no body.

 

Why are bones so calm?

Nothing gets under their skin.

 

What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?

Spare ribs.

 

Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?

It goes right through them.

 

Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?

A rib cage.

 

Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?

It’s a skeleton crew.

 

Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?

He marrowly escaped.

 

What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?

Bone appetit!

 

How do you know if a spine finds you funny?

It starts cracking up.

 

Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?

He didn’t have the stomach for it.

 

Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?

They don’t have a leg to stand on.

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

A: No body

 

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

A: Bone appetit !

 

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?

A: When something tickles his funny bone.

 

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?

A: It had no body to dance with.

 

Q: What type of art do skeletons like?

A: Skull tures

 

Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?

A: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you.

 

Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?

A: I’m bone to be wild!

 

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?

A: He had no body to dance with.

 

Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine’s day?

A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

 

Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?

A: Sherlock Bones.

 

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?

A: Napoleon bone-apart

 

Q: What instrument do skeletons play?

A: Trom-BONE.

 

Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?

A: Spare ribs!!!

 

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?

A: When something tickles his funny bone.

 

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?

A: Because he didn’t have the stomach for it!

 

Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn’t have the guts.