How you can touch a friend?
With a bone
How is made a bone?
A bone tell to another bone a pun:
Who is Humerus?
A great philosopher
No, it’s your bone
A skeleton go to a doctor with a problem
- Doctor my bones are getting old, what I have to do?
- Take some Calcium and vitamin D, this will help your bones
Can you tell me what is the biggest bone in your body?
No, that bone…
How do you say when a skeleton is having a great time?
Why does a skeleton don’t lie?
He don’t speak.
Why skeleton is the best at fight?
He had a bone to in his hand.
What’s the best part of a skeleton?
How do you say a funny bone?
Why was the skeleton not inteligent?
He has a small skull
Why was the skeleton so angry?
Because he don’t have head.
Why are bones so good?
Because their are strong
Where do you imprison a new skeleton?
A hand cage.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get drunk?
Because they don’t drink
Did you hear about the skeleton that was traped?