Bone puns

How can you touch a friend?

With a bone

 

How is made a bone?

From love

 

A bone tells to another bone a pun:

Scrrrttt…

 

Who is Humerus?

A great philosopher

No, it’s your bone

 

bone jokes

 

A skeleton go to a doctor with a problem

  • Doctor my bones are getting old, what I have to do?
  • Take some Calcium and vitamin D, this will help your bones

 

Can you tell me what the biggest bone in your body is?

No, that bone…

Is femur

How do you say when a bone is having a great time?

An osteoblast.

 

Why does he don’t lie?

He don’t speak.

bone puns

 

Why is bone the best at the fight?

He had a bone in his hand.

 

What’s the best part of a bone?

The head.

 

How do you say a funny bone?

A humerus.

 

Why was the skeleton not intelligent?

He has a small skull.

 

Why was the skeleton so angry?

Because he won’t have ahead.

 

Funny bone puns

 

Why are bones so good?

Because there are strong

 

skeleton puns

 

Where do you imprison a new one?

A hand cage.

 

Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get drunk?

Because they don’t drink

 

Did you hear about that was traped?

He escaped.

 

How do you know if a femur finds you funny?

It starts now

 

Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?

They don’t have a hand to stand on.

 

Question: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

Answer: Nobody

 

Question: When does a bone laugh?

Answer: When something tickles his funny bone.

 

Question: Why didn’t the bone dance at the Halloween?

Answer: It had nobody to dance with.

 

Question: What type of art do skeletons like?

Answer: Skull head.

 

Funny bone puns

Question: What did the bone say when his mom says

How do you say when a bone is having a great time?

An osteoblast.

 

Why does he don’t lie?

He don’t speak.

 

Creepy words on skeleton jokes page

 

Why is he the best at the fight?

He had a bone in his hand.

 

Funny bone puns name

How to put a name to a bone?

The bone!

 

I’ve got a bone to pick with you and now I am gone.

 

What’s the best part of a skeleton?

The head.

 

How do you say a funny bone?

A humerus.

 

Why was the skeleton not intelligent?

He has a small skull.

 

What Humerus tells to a boy?

Do you know who I am?

 

Why was the skeleton so angry?

Because he don’t have ahead.

 

Why are bones so good?

Because there are strong

 

Where do you imprison a new skeleton?

A hand cage.

 

Why can’t a group of bones ever get drunk?

Because they don’t drink

 

Did you hear about the bone that was traped?

He escaped.

 

Can you give me some water?

No, because you will stain my carpet.

 

What do you say when at dinner?

Bone appetite!

 

How do you know if a femur finds you funny?

It starts now

 

Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?

They don’t have a hand to stand on.

 

Question: Who won their beauty contest?

Answer: Nobody

 

Question: What type of art do you like?

Answer: Skullbone

 

Bone puns question and answer easy to read.

Question: What did the skeleton say when his mother told a lie?

Answer: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you.

 

Question: What did the say while riding his Chuck Norris motorcycle?

Answer: I’m bone to be free!

 

Question: Why didn’t the skeleton dance?

Answer: He had nobody to dance

 

Question: What do you give a bone for Valentine’s day?

Answer: A new bone

 

Question: Who was the best bones detective?

Answer: Sherlock Bones.

 

Question: What instrument do bones play?

Answer: John-BONE.

 

Question: Best bone puns?

Answer: Legs and arms

 

Question: What does a bone skeleton say at a restaurant?

Answer: Ribs!!!

 

Question: When do they laugh?

Answer: When something tickles his funny bone.

 

Question: Why didn’t the broken bone eat the restaurant food?

Answer: Because he didn’t have the belly for it!

 

Question: Why couldn’t the bone cross the road?

Answer: He didn’t have the balls told a lie?

Answer: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you.

 

Question: Who was the most famous French?

Answer: Napoleon bone-apart

 

Question: Why didn’t the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?

Answer: Because he didn’t have the stomach for it!

 

Question: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Answer: He didn’t have the guts.

 

Have you ever heard of bone jokes?

There is almost no theme for joke lovers not to laugh at, but some are more unusual. Have you heard of cannibal jokes, dishes, even cacti, but have you ever read or heard bone jokes? Yes, you read that right: bone jokes. If the answer to our question is a negative one, it’s time to correct this gap and learn some bone jokes right now. Be that as it may, it may become your favorite.

 

-Why did the bone climb into the tree?
-Because while he was walking, he saw a dog looking at the dumpsters for bones.

 

-How do the bones know it’s going to rain soon?
-That’s really simple: I feel it with all my bones.

 

-What does a bone say to his friend who goes on vacation:
-Have a nice time and come back healthy!

 

-John, do you know what they command when it goes to a restaurant?
-George, are you kidding me? Of course, I know ribs!

 

-Why are the bones so lonely and without friends?
-Very simple: no one can get under their skin!

 

-Why doesn’t a skeleton drink beer when it’s hot outside?
-Because hops dissolve calcium in their bones!

 

-Why do they never go to horror movies?
-Because those who succeeded in Hollywood are too envious!

 

-Why don’t you like to dance?
-Because last time he hit his bones too hard and broke his face!

 

-Why didn’t the skeleton go to a horror movie?
-He didn’t have the courage

 

-Why don’t skeletons socialize more often with people?
-Because I can’t see them!

 

-Why not eat a skeleton over?
-Fear not to have a bone in his throat!

 

Five bones in a cemetery were also playing poker, so between friends. Suddenly, a drunk begins to make a fuss and noise near the cemetery. Disturbed by the scandal, the oldest skeleton tells the youngest:

-You go and scare him because it annoys me.

Said and done. The young bone goes and starts Bu-hu-hu! The drunk was nothing. He was still making a fuss. He returns disappointed to the others and tells them that he failed. The old skeleton gives him a cigarette, tells him to ask for a fire, and when he sees his face, he will be scared. Woohoo, the bone does exactly this: he goes, asks for a fire, the drunk gives him, and full of grief, he says to the bone:

-My father, if you see that tobacco hurts you, why don’t you give up?

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor, very annoyed, says: Don’t you see that you came too late?

 

Two bones were running through the desert. At one point, one says:
– Listen, wait a minute!
– Why, ma, are you tired?
– No, but I have a muscle fever!

 

-Why do I hate bones in winter?
Because the cold passes directly through them.

 

-Why don’t bones eat spicy food?
-They don’t have the stomach for that.

 

-Why do skeletons like to drink milk?
-Because they learned at school that milk is so good for bones!