Is stupid to tell somebody that is stupid
When do you know that you are a smart guy? When you realize that you are stupid.
The best stupid joke is to keep knowing about yourself that you are smart.
- Give me a beer…
- With alcohol or with not? Blonde or Black? With spices or with lemon?
- Yes, with everything!
- What we prepared for today?
- My present
- I gone eat you today!
- First, you have to catch me
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-Although, why do not you want to have a bath?
– Because water is wet.
– I’ll tell you tomorrow.
– I’d like to see a swimsuit that would come to me …
– And I …
Wife: Let me be on you this night
Eva: – Adam, do you love me?
Adam: “Do I have an alternative?”
Stupid funny jokes
– Be nice, I want a book about suicides!
– Get out of here, you do not bring it back !!
– Honey, why do you go out on the balcony every time you can not? – ask your wife.
“To see the neighbors do not hurt you,” replies the husband.
– My eggs are gone.
A grandmother asks him:
– Aoleo … did you have eggs in the bag?
– No, nails!
Best stupid jokes
– Honey, you say, is not this terrible life? Whenever I get a good man, I find he’s either married or I’m married
– How do you cut off to be happy?
A blonde is getting wet faster.
“This morning, I got the phone, and I found out my mom died.” The boss consoles her:
“Why do not you go home today to rest?” And so we do not have much work. “Blonde refuses to say that she works better to forget the trouble.” After two hours, the boss walks past her office and hears her crying and louder.
Read a dumb collection of jokes and have an inteligent day!
“My sister just called and told me that her mother died too.”
– Do you know why we stopped you?
Which blonde says:
– Clearly, you want to come out with me at a meeting!
A policeman asks:
– What are you looking for?
– I lost my gold ring.
– You lost him here?
– No, on the other side.
– Why are you looking for him here?
– Because here’s the light. ”
Funny stupid jokes list
Answer: Turn the chair upside down.
– Merluccius fish, did you come?
– Yes, I came.
– And, what are you going to do, Fish Merlucius?
– I’m going to go.
– Good evening, do you have hens?
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– Do you stay?
– You don’t have a bigger one?
– 1,650 kg.
– Perfect, I want both of them!
– My wife, we argued this kid didn’t know where Morocco is, but do we know?
– We don’t know, but it can’t be far. I have one from Morocco at work, and he comes by bicycle.
– I’ll tell you tomorrow.
– The red is red, and with the cat, you can’t beat nails.
-How are you?
– Look, he left me the wife for my best friend.
– I thought I was your best friend …
– Now he is …