Yo Mama jokes

 

Yo Mama so old Eve slapped her for making out with Adam.

 

Yo Mama so old God signed her yearbook.

 

What are the best jokes with Yo Mama?

 

These jokes are very good and here are some examples:

 

– Yo Mama’s teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

 

– Yo mama’s so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

 

– Yo mama’s so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

 

Yo Mama so old her birth-certificate expired.

 

Yo mama jokes to tell to your friends

 

Yo Mama so old  and she watches the History Channel to see if she’s on.

 

Yo Mama so old she was Eve.

 

Yo Mama so old her butt crack sealed.

 

Yo Mama so old she rode the dinosaurs when she went to school.

 

Yo Mama so old she sat next to Moses in third grade.

 

Yo Mama so old even God does not know when he was born.

 

Yo Mama so fat that even with 10 cranes you cannot lift it.

 

Yo Mama so old she remembers Fifty Cent when he was a penny.

 

Yo mama so fat that he have own Olimpics for body builders

 

Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 45 pounds.

 

Yo mama so fat jokes

 

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