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yo mama jokes

Yo, Mama is so old. Eve slapped her for making out with Adam.
 

Yo, Mama is so old. God signed her yearbook.
 

What are the best jokes with Yo Mama?

 

These jokes are very good, and here are some examples:

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– Yo Mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

 
– Yo Mama’s so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

 
– Yo, Mama’s so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

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Best Yo Mama Jokes

 
Yo Mama, so old her birth certificate expired.

 
Yo, Mama jokes to say to your friends.

 
Mama is so old, and she watches the History Channel to see if she’s on.

 
Yo Mama, so old she was Eve.

 
Yo Mama, so old her butt crack sealed.

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Yo, Mama is so old she rode the dinosaurs when she went to school.

 
Yo, Mama is so old she sat next to Moses in third grade.

 
Yo Mama is so old even God does not know when he was born.

 
Yo Mama, so fat that even with ten cranes, you cannot lift it.

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Yo Mama is so old she remembers Fifty Cent when he was a penny.

 
Yo, Mama is so fat that he has his own Olympics for bodybuilders.

 
Yo Mama, so fat.
Her shadow weighs 45 pounds.

 

Yo mama so fat jokes

 
Yo, momma is so fat I can stand on her foot

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Yo Mama is so fat I told her to haul ass, and she had to make two trips.

 
Yo, Mama is so fat. I tried to hang a picture of her on my Facebook wall, and my wall fell over.

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Yo, Mama is so fat if she needs a bus when shopping.

 
Yo Mama is so fat that he crush the mountains

 
Yo, Mama is so fat she can’t fit in this universe.

 
Yo Mama was so fat she fell in love and broke his arm.
 
Yo Mama, so poor I swatted a firefly, and she said, “Who turned off the light?”

Mama is so poor. Nigerian scammers wire HER some money.

 
Yo, Mama is so poor she can’t buy at promotion.

 
Yo, Mama is so stupid she bought tickets to HBO.

 

Yo Mama jokes for kids, easy to understand

 
Yo, Mama was so stupid when someone stole her TV.
She ran after them shouting, “You forgot the remote”.

 
Yo, Mama is so dirty she’s got more clap than an auditorium.

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Yo, Mama is so dirty she’s like an ATM…
Open Non-Stop.

 

Yo, Mama is so dirty she’s like a fan…
Always blowing someone.

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Yo, Mama is so dirty she’s like a streetlamp.

You can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

 

Yo Mama jokes dirty

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Yo Mama is so dirty she has a sign by her crotch saying
“Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts”.

 

Mama is so ugly that she had to trick me over the phone.

 

Yo Mama, so ugly she made a Happy Meal cry.

 
Yo, Mama is so ugly. The last time I saw anything like her face, I pinned the tail on it.

 

Yo, Mama is so ugly her portraits hang themselves.

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It’s quite weird when you go to the Zoo, and the animals recognize you as one of them. If you want to know how that feels, just say, ‘Yo, mama’.

Yo Mama walked through the Zoo with her friends on a hot summer day. Everything seemed fine.

They admired the lions, the panthers, the leopards, and the giraffes.

But when they got close to the elephants, they tried to throw peanuts at her.

They kept going till they got to the monkeys.

Here, some monkeys gave her a pile of bananas.

The weird situation didn’t end there, not even when they came across the reptiles, where a boa strangled a rat and offered its legs to Yo Mama.

The Zoo workers said they’d never seen such a thing, but they could surely tell that Yo Mama was an animal.

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The financial situation of Yo Mama is not so good. She’s poor and helpless.
She has no money.
The lack of money, beauty, intelligence, and any other quality would make you wonder how she succeeded in finding a man. Nobody knows, but most certainly, it was a desperate one.

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This joke is twice Yo Mama because it is said that Yo Mama is a little stupid and that she’s also at her scale.

Yo, Mama is so fat, ugly, and other variations. Find the time and tell these jokes to friends but without insulting them.
We invite you to our website.

Yo, Mama jokes funny or not?

 

Funny yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are prevalent, and their history began years ago when people wanted to make jokes about their mother’s friends.

These kinds of jokes have become viral because although they are bad, people with a sense of humor appreciate them.

 

These jokes are usually based on the mother’s characteristics who will receive the joke.

Typically, topics such as obesity, weight, hairiness, laziness, age, race, poverty, poor hygiene or stupidity may also be used.

 

Clearly, no one accepts jokes about his mother.

If someone says such jokes would surely cause you to go violent, they can be fun.

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Yo mama jokes are used in groups of friends where people allow unwritten laws to make jokes about the family.

In a restrained group, everyone understands they are made to amuse and not offend someone.

 

These are just three examples of jokes, but for more, visit our category.