Jokes… with weight, to laugh saturated.
Nothing escapes joke lovers. Anything is a good opportunity for them to have a little fun. And, as after the Winter Holidays, most of us were left with a few extra pounds, we decided that one of the best diets is the diet to lose weight through laughter. That’s why we have for you, and not only a few fat jokes, only good ones to make you laugh until you lose a few pounds.
Fat is a man who doesn’t just breathe the air.
The main advantage of fat peoples is that they can swim just by floating.
My doctor told me to eat more.
I think I am bigger in the mirror.
I am not fat; I am just beefy.
How does a fat man tell a big bucket of chicken wings? Just a small portion
Best fat jokes
She was so fat. She had fallen and swayed alone, trying to get up!
I like the six packages so much that I protected them with layers of fat.
Funny fat jokes
– I would like to see a bathing suit that would suit me!
– I would like to see this too, says the seller!
During the act, he was constantly asking:
– My dear, am I hard?
Very nervous, the lady says at one point:
– Honey, did you come here to sing or have love?
He: Honey, don’t pay attention to what the world says! Come on, take two chairs and come to my table!
Easy to say fat jokes
What is the best device that can impress a girl?
Coach: I know you won’t believe me, but the ATM is best suited to do this.
– When I look at you, I think there is a great hunger in the country!
To which the weakling:
– And when I look at you, I think I know who’s to blame…
– How do fats run away?
– Eating the earth.
– When I look at you I think there is a great famine in the country!
To which the thin man, looking at the fat man, does not remain without reply:
– And when I look at you, I think I know who’s to blame …
– Sir, yes how fat you are!
– Yes, I know, my mother wanted twins, but then she changed her mind at the last minute and that’s how I showed up.
– What is the best device to impress a girl?
– Are you kidding me with fat? It’s always the ATM for you.
– Don’t be upset, are you expecting a baby ???
To which the man says:
– Oh, no! The belly is from the beer …
– I would like to see a swimsuit that would come to me, but I don’t want to hear fat jokes at all, because I get annoyed…
The seller looks at it for a long time and stutters:
– And I would like to see such a suit…
– You’re a very big girl!
– Tell Me Something I Do not Know.
– Lettuce is delicious.
– Let’s meet at McDonald’s.
– And how will I recognize you?
– I’m going to wave my belly.
– Here I am face to face with the big pig!
Then, noticing that in front of him was sitting, bent over the same tables, a fat man who looked ugly, tried to save the situation a little:
– Sorry, I don’t usually make jokes with fat, now I was referring to the one in the tray!
– Girl, people say he saw you last night with a big, fat and ugly one!
– Come on, that’s my fiancé, he gave me a villa in the mountains and a Ferrari the last guy!
– Ohh, where did you find such a wonderful delicious and generous donut?