Ham, ham, and ham with sauce, please.
Because they want to know if they are clean
Funny dog puns
Dog says, Ham!
What is the best name to choose for a dog?
Because he can speak!
Best joke ever about a dog: pull my finger out…
Ham, Wolf and Miau…
Because they live in the forest!
He looks at you!
Everywhere he wants!
What is the best food for your dog? Your rests.
Dog puns are good for people who have their animals around them. So we invite you to read more animal jokes on the website.
What it’s the best dog?
Do you want to eat some meat?
Yes, of course!
Because he wants some ham!
Because they have bigger tweets!
Wolf, Rolf… Miau
Dog puns, only good to make you laugh!
They meet after 1 year.
The first one (who was a law student): Mai, everything is great with us. What a win, what a win.
The second (medical student): A lot of us, all bad guys, who want to do an exam …
– What about you? he asks both of them from the Polytechnic.
– To us … ah … dog life!
A flea jumped on a dog, pinched it, and the dog ran away.
Fleas: – God, how hard I run!
-Good then: March!
-My dog is very smart: every morning, at 6:30, he wakes me up to go to work, Ion prays.
– Mine is even smarter, Ghita replied. How many times do you see me returning home late, hiding the sweetheart and the facet!
– Is this dog for sale?
– For sale.
– Is she purebred, has a family tree?
– What good? If necessary use any tree.
– Yes, it’s impossible to live with her. You know, to wake me in the morning, my cat throws me in bed …
– And what, that’s a reason for divorce?
– Okay, but I’m sleeping with the dog!
– I asked for a guard dog and you sold me that, when my thieves broke my house and stole 500,000 lei, did not even bark. – It’s not his fault. So far, he has been to a billionaires family and is not used to barking for such small amounts!
Dog puns that make you laugh heartily
– That shouldn’t even be introduced in the chapter on dog jokes: stay where he wants.
– Because I can’t run in squares because it would hit corners.
– Can’t you hear something?
– And why don’t you bark?
– Well, then I really don’t hear anything.
– As you wish, he still can’t hear you.
– Whatever you have on your plate.
– I’ve seen animals trained before, but your dog is really fantastic. He does everything you tell him, more like a man. How did you do it: did you personally take care of him or hand him over to a trainer?
– Neither, because I prefer to read dog puns. So I got a self-taught dog.
– Neighbor, why don’t you calm your dog?
– Did something happen?
– Last night, she scolded all the time my daughter sang.
– It’s not the dog’s fault, your daughter has started.
– Alas, thousands of apologies. This dog is under any criticism. I don’t know what to do with him!
– Please sell it to me!
– What is the resemblance between dog and engineer?
– They both have smart looks, but neither of them knows how to express themselves.
Dog puns easy to tell to your friends
– Leave me alone, have you found a conversation now? You don’t know that if I can’t find a tree, I’ll do it!
– What would I not give to be instead of the dog pun! …
– I wouldn’t want you, I’m taking him to neuter.
“But what happened, ma’am?”
– The postman climbed a tree in my yard and swore at my dog.