Work jokes

I work so much that I don’t have to go to my home. I have my own home at my desk.

At work, a friend tells me a joke: This month we will not receive a salary…

What?

No, this was a joke!

Ohhh…

Only you will not receive the salary!

 

Best work jokes

I was metioned as the first employee of the month that make the most sales?

What do I get?

A handheld!

 

I have a beautiful colleague at work. I just can’t wait to go to the drink building this summer!

desk jokes

 

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Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.

 

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

 

this really work

 

Clean your desk with this jokes.

 

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

 

The Man Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Restaurant In Peace.

colleagues jokes

 

Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

 

Clean jokes for work

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.

 

I always wanted to marry an Archeologist.

work and fun

I’m great at multitasking. I can’t do anything one time.

 

I was going to be a computer forensics expert, but couldn’t hack IT.

work jokes

 

The team leader comes to his workers and tells them:

– How many times have I told you to stop smoking during work!

One of the workers, looking at the boss: But who works boss ?!

 

Work appropiate jokes

The owner of a company talks to a young man who is looking for work:

– First of all, our company is very obsessed with cleaning. Did you wipe your feet on the carpet before entering?

– Yes! Okay, I understand! Said the young man

– Second, the employer continues. We ask our employees sincerity. Are you honest?

–  Yes. 100% honest.

– Good! I asked because there is no carpet at the entrance!

 

At the interview for the job:

– Are you married, sir?

–              Not.

– So sorry, sir, because we don’t need people who are used to being subordinate.

 

Social work jokes

work jokes

At the workplace, a guy complains to the superiors that you can see the room where the girls undress on his window. For this reason, he cannot live normally and cannot work. The commission comes, looks out the window, and sees nothing.

– Sir, we looked at your window, and you see nothing.

– Yes, so you can see nothing, but climb in the closet and you will see!