Clean jokes

How do you clean up your desk? With your hands!

Do you have meet obsessed persons about cleaning the house? Tell them they have an affection, it’s not normal.

Funny clean jokes

How to give hand with other men in order to not touch their dirty hands? You give them a fist!

A clean company go to an woman house to clean the basemant, they don’t go out not even today!

Where is the cleanest place on the earth? On Mars.


What is the best clean joke? ….

How do you clean your closet? You take out all your clothes.

Can you clean the air? Yes, wash your theets!

I tell my friend a joke about his girlfriend and he clean me from his Facebook.


Q: Why did six of seven get scared?

A: Because seven “ate” us.


Best clean jokes

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 to a computer?

A: Could not find button “10”.


Q: Why did the Witches team lose the finall baseball game?

A: Their lilies flew.


Teacher: “Children, what does the chicken offer you?”

Student: “Meat!”

Teacher: “Very good! What does the pig offer you?

Student: “Bacon!”

Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow offer you? ”

Student: “themes!”


Mathematic teacher: If I have 7 bottles with beer in one hand  and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”

Student: “A drinking problem”.


Q: Why did Adele cross the road?

A: To sing, “Hello from the other side!”