Clean jokes

How to give a hand with other men to not touch their dirty hands? You give them a fist!

A clean company goes to a woman’s house to clean the basement, they don’t go out, not even today!

Where is the cleanest place on the earth? On Mars.

How do you clean your closet? You take out all your clothes.

Can you clean the air? Yes, wash your sheets!

I tell my friend a joke about his girlfriend, and he cleans me from his Facebook.

Q: Why did six of seven get scared?

A: Because seven “ate” us.

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 to a computer?

A: Could not find a button “10”.

Q: Why did the Witches team lose the final baseball game?

A: Their lilies flew.

Teacher: “Children, what does the chicken offer you?”

Student: “Meat!”

Teacher: “Very good! What does the pig offer you?

Student: “Bacon!”

Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow offer you? ”

Student: “themes!”

Mathematic teacher: If I have 7 bottles with a beer in one hand  and 6 on the other hand, what do I have?”

Student: “A drinking problem”.

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?

A: To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How is Christmas like your job? Do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit receives all the credit.

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty fall in love?

A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

My friend told me he has the body of a Greek god.

Q: Why could he quit his job?

A: Because it appeared with soda.

Q: How do you name a karate pig?

A: A touch of pork.

Q: Can February march?

A: No, but April can.

A man hit his head with a can of Coca, but it was fine because it was a refreshing drink.

Don’t break anyone’s heart; they have only 1. Break their bones; at 206.

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?

A: Microchips!

Q: How do you dance a tissue?

A: Put a little in it.

Have you heard about the guy whose left side was cut off? He is fine.

– What is red with green and moves 50 miles per hour?

– A frog in a mixer.

Famous movie names:

– The wicked wick in the window

– Fire underwater

– The fish drowned

Saint Peter to God:

– Lord, some atheists have come to you to ask for your help.

– Tell them it doesn’t exist

A policeman was investigating a broken window of a store:

– That’s exactly how I imagined. It is broken on both sides!

– If I knew you were so poor from the beginning, I would not have married you.

– But dear, I have told you so many times that you are all I have in the world, but you did not care.

– Dad, did you ever tell me that you didn’t go into history in seventh grade.

– Yes, it is, but what do you mean by this?

– I wanted to say that history is fast!

A man comes to the riddle, and he begins to read in his palm:

– Sir, this is terrible. Your mother-in-law will die in 3 days.

– I know this without guessing. I am interested in whether I will be caught or not.

Q: What does the stork do after a baby is brought?

A: It gets small and goes back into the pants!